Caking

The act of taking cake and pushing it into your partners rectum. They then push it back out and you both enjoy dessert, usually with a post sex cup of tea or coffee.

Had a serious birthday caking sesson last night with my boyfriend. He was spitting crumbs for hours after.

by Gouranga1969 September 27, 2018

Corking

Inserting your pointer finger into someone's rectum, then rapidly removing it in a "come hither" motion. This movement creates a popping sound, similar to removing a cork from a wine bottle.

John and Sarah are in the bedroom corking again. We're going to have to wash the sheets.

by BigDaddyC6969 November 25, 2020

caking it

All the above, plus:
Adjective meaning that something is being done in a very efficient or easy/laid back way.

Did you see that grandpa on his motorised wheel-chair just caking it along in the middle of the road?!

I did a massive shit, just caked it right out.

by basenow February 28, 2008

carding

To check someone for an ID, usually to confirm that one is of legal drinking age or such.
Also completely pointless because who the fuck lets carding get in the way of getting smashed

Jackie got a carding last night, they wouldn't let her touch the booze or any of the good stuff

by Janice Aria May 3, 2015

Caking

The late night desire to purchase random combinations of food such as cheese and cake. This my be confused with the munchies but it applies specifically to a combination of foods that include cake. People with this affliction gather in small groups to purchase said items. One HAS to be gay.

Random passerby: What? yo, this dude is buying cheese and cake mix.
Friend of Passerby: What for?
Another Friend of Passerby: Yo, you put cheese in your cake?
Man caking: no, the cheese is for burgers
Passerby: And the cake?
Jonathan Isaacs(look up the name):For Dessert.

by Eder's March 3, 2008

corking

When a girl is on her period but still wants to go skinny dipping, so she utilizes a male escort's penis to use an equivalent to a tampon.

"You guys I really want to go skinny dipping with you, but I'm on my period right now. Brain, would you kindly help by corking me?

by g00dlandscaping July 2, 2012

caringness

To whomever thought "caringness" was a word,
It is, in fact, NOT a word.
Maybe you meant "care."
You sound like an illiterate moron, i mean, how unbelievably dumb are you?
Please die.
Please.

If you thing "caringness" is a word you are, most likely, brain-dead.

by hurrop December 30, 2012