Charked

To steal, beat up, climax on, be defeated, lose, or have intercouse with someone.

A Jake i charked this really hot girl last night at you party.

i should have charked that game from walmart while the clerk wasn't looking.

by zero123 June 18, 2009

caked

To have caked your man pudding on an unsuspecting freshman's back on your basement futon.

Andy: Dude, I caked her back this morning.

Grant: That shit is sick. You're a pedophile.

by mikeGee March 25, 2008

carkeys

carkeys is a bad ass mofo who hangs out in #php on the efnet irc network. His extreme command of the PHP programming language and humerous personality make him truly excellent

Thank you carkeys for all your help!

by carkeys April 7, 2004

caked

how some1 feels after choking on too many spliffs.
highest level of toxication.

Jermain: "that draw was the shit. How u feelin fam?"
Lawrence:(after 1 minute of staring into space "...caked"

by a__man89 April 28, 2006

Carpediem

A Runescape word for the best clan out there. Also known as seizing the day, raping children.

"Dude Jimmy, I'm so ready to Carpediem some kids!" Said Alan. "FFS I KNOW ITS GONNA BE 1337!@!@!@!" SAID ALAN.

by Inub June 9, 2010

carled

The act of being violently murdered over anything less than 20 dollars, such as Carl from Grand Theft Auto does.

Jim: My friend was just killed!

bob: over what?

Jim: I think he got carled

Bob: bummer

by SQUISHYMAN June 15, 2010

clarked

when a person or object becomes popular or sort after.

Those shorts are clarked.

by aussiecricketfan January 8, 2012