Care-switch, n. - a switch in the male brain that, in a majority of men, malfunctions frequently. It controls the male's ability to give a fuck about people they love, predominantly females. In most cases, the male's switch will randomly flip to reverse, causing the male to become a distant asshat that can no longer shows signs of love, kindness, or caring towards special people in their lives. This unfortunate component of a male's brain causes distress to those the male used to care about. The only way to avoid care-switch related drama is to disassociate oneself from any kind of male contact, regardless of one's gender.
Girl: He broke my heart for no reason! He said he loved me thousands of times, but in just a few days he stopped caring about me completely! What's wrong with him?!
Girl 2: His care-switch just got flipped. Happens all the fuckin' time.
Girl 2: His care-switch just got flipped. Happens all the fuckin' time.
by I'll Watch You Burn February 01, 2012
A dismissive and appropriate response to criticism leveled by some cog who thinks she is way more important than 7.6 billion others believe, but in reality few care about her "important" pronouncements.
SAG: The Screen Actors Guild will convene a hearing to consider revoking your membership.
Trump: Who cares!
Trump: Who cares!
by South of the Border February 11, 2021
A term often used as a closing line in official government emails, but misunderstood by the guy at the depot as a definish dans dat Urban Dictionary. I guess this definition fulfills their belief. Damn, you gots me!
by The guy sleeping in the clean room December 06, 2004
Guy 1: "What's 5 x 3?"
Guy 2: "Who cares?"
Guy 3: "Man you're such a pussy, it's 'Who gives a fuck'. God, don't you know how to swear?"
Guy 2: "Who cares?"
Guy 3: "Man you're such a pussy, it's 'Who gives a fuck'. God, don't you know how to swear?"
by TenInchPlaya August 13, 2006
What a guy says to a naive or dumb bitch to get in her pants
grrl: Do you care about me?
guy: Of course I care about you, now shut up and bend over.(they proceed to fuck)
grrl: Do you care about me?
guy: Of course I care about you, now shut up and bend over.(they proceed to fuck)
by dracula June 26, 2004
A player in any MMO/MMORPG who has a habit of treating opposing players friendly and helping them rather than conquering/prevailing.
by Stiffwippy April 25, 2007
Obama care=does not care
by turtle_pro March 06, 2015