baked and caked

To get high as fuck and bust a fat nuton someone’s face.

“Hey girl want to get high and cummed on”

“You mean, baked and caked”

by AyyItsYaBoi August 22, 2019

Kentucky Canker Sore

A sore one gets when he forgets to wipe his anus and then precedes to participate in athletic activities. The sore is generally very rashed and dirty. While the only cure being human saliva, one must physically eat his own Kentucky Canker sore out of his asshole or ask a friend/relative for assistance.

When Fred couldn't bare his "Kentucky Canker Sore" anymore he just decided to call up his buddy Tim.

by AJ&KEVIN November 7, 2010

get caked

To be pwned.

In laymans terms: To be severely beaten in a video game or other activity

Get Caked noob your soo bad at this game !

by Alex Hayashi October 23, 2006

cakedick

The state of having dried semen on your genitalia, which in turn acts as a "frosting" to your soft moist penis.

Dang man, I accidentally cakedicked myself last night

by Bobicus December 4, 2014

Reverse Canker

The act of sitting on a toilet backwards, so your knees touch the wall behind the toilet, and pushing excrement through the anus, so that it spills down the front of the bowl and stains it really badly.

John: For fuck's sake, Mark, I can't go into that toilet.
Mark: Why, John?
John: Some prick did a Reverse Canker in there...

by jack french November 10, 2008

Shit-Canned

To get absorbinantly drunk, high, or a combination of both to the point where you are well-beyond "Shit-Faced"

"I've got a 2-4,and a Quarter-O, you wanna get Shit-Canned?"

by D-i-Z September 11, 2005

caked out

1. to have way too much of something
2.to be in a bakery

1.yo, i'm totally caked out on those chicken wings - im gonna explode if i eat anymore
2.::ringung cell phone::
"where are you dude"
"oh im caked out, ya know?"

by juliemonster January 29, 2004