by Newyorkisshitanyway September 1, 2020

When you are snagging a bird and they want you to come on their face so you get up to do it but as you get up you get Cramp in your right thigh and fall off the bed - the pain is so sharp that you no longer shoot your ejaculate.
by BigMark95 November 7, 2022

by povwhenthe May 9, 2021

The first cancelled day of a school district brought on at the first sight of snow simply because the teachers don't feel like going to work. This most commonly occurs on a Monday, maximizing the chance of every staff member being hung over.
1: Fuck yeah, school's cancelled and there's absolutely no snow on the ground!
2: Must have been a premature cancellation.
2: Must have been a premature cancellation.
by PloskJ January 11, 2012

A highly used word in today's generation. Overall, when a celebrity offends a general population of fans and gives a weak apology on the iPhone notes app, mainly on the platform of Twitter or Instagram.
by get_offmydict123 February 9, 2022

by Polyhedra October 20, 2022

A system in any work place where promotion or transfer is prevented by Human Resources or a Manager due to the politically incorrect standing of an employee or due to other factors such as age discrimination). The one being shadow cancelled does not know this is taking place to undermine their professional career.
My boss and director recommended my for promotion, but HR vetoed it-I'm sure it is due to me being shadow cancelled so I can't advance.
by Cuivre2004 July 18, 2022
