cum cal

(n). A calendar that should be utilized in every romantic relationship which documents the orgasms of each partner on a daily, weekly, and monthly basis. Should be kept underneath the bed.
I thought I was pissed off at my boyfriend but then I checked the cum cal and realized I came twelve times last week.... I feel bad, I was just upset cuz I haven't came in 2 days...You know how it is.
by cjezioro September 24, 2010
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cal juice

cal juice refers to the juice from a cal (cock) aka sperm .
ayy girl you want some cal juice :)
by cal_juice November 24, 2022
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cal inv

Send me a cal inv for lunch on Wednesday
by sfpepowijfqw August 27, 2017
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Cal Walsh

A boy who loves his Oasis a bit too much. He also has a dream in which he wishes to drive real far and ultimately just getaway. Despite all of this though, Cal Walsh's tend to have a loving, yet northern, soul which everybody needs in their life.
Wow that boy just stole a boat to go to the USA, reminds me of that of a Cal Walsh
by grizzlybearloverrr May 04, 2020
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Danno Cal

An animator on YouTube Shorts who makes his Runkey suffer through a lot of scenarios that don't even make sense
Subscribe to Danno Cal Drawings !
by RobGames6789 May 13, 2024
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cal pal

cal pal is annoying
by CaseyS460 February 04, 2022
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Cal’s Bedside Table

There is a massive pink horse “wee weeshaped dildo in there
by Johnath bbc November 22, 2020
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