Caly Valence

The most beautiful thing you've ever seen. Something from heaven

Angel. Caly Valence

by CrackaJones January 1, 2012

calór

A hot, passionate couple who have eyes only for each other.

Look how cute they are together. They must be calór.

by Juju huhu February 9, 2017

caleyia

Beautiful, Smart, Usually thick and has a nice head on there shoulders. Help people, understanding, and emotional

Caleyia means beautiful

by LeLe Baddish March 16, 2017

calorie cloud

The act of burning calories and donating them to kids who need them most.

I totally calorie clouded that burger from lunch today when I went for an afternoon run.

by lukecycles May 19, 2017

callyshishka

a homo who designed a gay brand

callyshishka is gay

by callyshishka June 5, 2017

Calostomating

Calostomating, is an act set outside of the sexual boundaries. It calls for two people, one of which bowels fueled and ready to go. The other one courageously outfitted for the task. The first individual lays down ready to meet his/her make me. The other individual with festering colon contents ready to majestically also elegantly shower individual A with the thunder down under. Once in place individual B hovers rectum roughly 3-5 inches away from individual A’s eye socket. In order for this process to be performed to the highest of abilities, let shit fester for 3 or more days and also built up with great pressure.

Tired of the of the same sex positions? Need something new and exciting? Every wonder what’s it’s like to projectile shart directly in someone’s cornea? Well look no further with calostomating

by Wacka flockin April 21, 2018

calmy

Calm down

"I'm gonna kill that motherfucker"
"Hey kid, calmy"

by atti453 January 27, 2018