Callan

Insanity, craziness or callan is a spectrum of behaviors characterized by certain abnormal mental or behavioral patterns. Insanity may manifest as violations of societal norms, including becoming a danger to themselves and others, though not all such acts are considered insanity.

Girl: "I can't up with you this weekend"
Boy:"Oh, why?"
Girl: "I'm being sent to a psychiatric ward."
Boy: "What? you seem fine to me."
Girl:"Nah...I've gone Callan."
Boy: "Oh, that's a shame. Get better soon!"

by Girly*** November 21, 2010

The Calling

1 - A rock band
2 - A calling to your destiny

1 - none
2 - It was a calling from God, for me to become a priest/teacher/etc.

by _aerix December 21, 2004

callan

a really great girl.

wow, callan is pretty much perfect.

by humbertoito December 24, 2007

Callofdutychitis

When you pretend to call in sick to work, just so you can play the new Call of Duty game.

Bill called in sick to work today, I'm pretty sure he just has a case of Callofdutychitis.

by TNofear November 7, 2011

calling spree

when a girl is horny and to satisfy themselves make a status on facebook telling evrybody to call them, when really they r going to put their phone on vibrate n then put it in between their legs and dnt answr the fone

female: (all alone) im horny i shud go ona calling spree

male: (on Facebook) ooo she sayd to call her n im bored so i guess i wil
Female: ( fone vibrates) OOO OOO OOO thank u

by ihopethisgetsaccepted753273 August 26, 2011

Calling Kurt Cobain

Similar to calling shotgun or Rosa Parks, however it is the seat behind the shotgun. Too soon?

"I call Rosa Parks!"
"Damn, looks like I'm Calling Kurt Cobain then."

by Yoloswag4jesus69 March 26, 2013

Calling Aneta

Doing sth that brings no success / impossible to accomplish

- This Friday I have an exam with Professor Nowak. I have a feeling I will pass it.
- Passing? With Professor Nowak? You are calling Aneta.

by Kurvajo May 19, 2023