crystal magic

A dark, gleaming energy that surrounds a person, place, or thing, making it inevitable that shit will hit the fan. If something or someone is cursed by crystal magic, you better find a way to reverse the curse before it's too late!

Computer: Glitches and neglects to save your work before closing
Student: FUCK! This crystal magic piece of shit is fucking CURSED! GOD DAMMIT!!!!!

Computer: I'm about to end this student's whole career!

by coffee_by_the_pot March 23, 2021

Crystal

That weird person your friends with who eats paper

Crystal: (eats paper)
You: Crystal stop eating paper

Crystal: (eats more paper)

by 147hi May 28, 2019

Crystal

The moment when the awkward turtle isn't that awkward and that in itself is extremely awkward. Also a hot strong mama with two strong thumbs and a love of Clydesdale horses or well hung Spanish men.

"I fucked a Crystal. Hurt like hell. Then I realised she was a turtle. AWWWWWKWWWWAAARD!"
"STTTTTUUUMMMMMBBBBLLLLLLLEEEEEE - A fat pokemon who is lazy and generally roles down hills".
"Can you bring me my chapstick? No use one from the school nurse. Eww that's gross, she's like, a Crystal and stuff".

by ButtscratcherNZ June 20, 2011

Crystal

1. A shiny rock, similar to diamonds in looks.

2. A pretty name for a girl.

1. Wow look at all these crystals! Can I lick one?

2. Crystal is the name of my fiance!

by Terronega May 22, 2006

Crystal Bowersox

Crystal Lynn Bowersox is currently an American Idol contestant. Born August 4, 1985 in Elliston, Ohio, she quickly captured the heart of the judges and the audience with her Joplin-meets-Raitt vocal plus the sincerity and honesty displayed in all her performances. She's considered the frontrunner in this competition as well as the sole female representative since the Top 5 was selected.

"Bowersox rocks!"
"Do you know why they call you Mamasox? Because you just schooled all those contestants!"
"Vote for Crystal Bowersox!"

by reddirtgirl May 7, 2010

Crystal

Known as a hoe, sleeps with multiple men, kisses the boss's ass for attention. Usually dark haired female, act getto even though she white, two faced, will stab you in the back last min.

Male 1: "I got date with crystal tonight"
Male2: "I just fucked her last night"

by Mudcricket94 December 7, 2018

crystal mcgrory

a woman with no class, no boobs and no ass,
smells like fish and has a loose vagina.

crystal mcgrory is a skank.

by emma mcgiverd October 20, 2008