Chimp oneself red

v. To furiously relax in a gentleman's way; to masturbate.
Thomas didn't appear that evening for dinner, nor the next morning at breakfast. Eventually shuffling into the dining room a little after two o'clock in the afternoon, looking exhausted and sporting a thousand-yard stare, between drawn-out breaths and with a weary demeanour, he stated that he'd spent the past twenty-two hours chimping himself red.

Chimp Oneself Red
by Chum Gnomesky March 10, 2010
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To go completely ape shit on someone's ass.To beat them within an inch of there life. To show no mercy. To rip off your face and eat it.
Dude 1: Man your such a faggot!

Dude 2: Call me a faggot one more time and I swear I'll Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass.
by urbanmacgyver October 10, 2010
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chimp that can talk

the coolest thing that exists or ever has existed ever
Guys, check out that chimp that can talk, he's so cool!!!!!
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Chimp Co.

Someone who’s pullin, packin, and ready for action.
Not pullin person: Hey look over there it’s Chimp Co. I bet he’s pullin unlike me.
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Chimp on your shoulder

Having a Monkey on your back and a Chip on your shoulder, simultaneously.
Everyone knew to avoid the conspiracy-spewing moron at the end of the bar, except the one guy looking for a fight. He came up behind him and said "Is that a chimp on your shoulder, or did you offer Tucker Carlson a piggyback?"
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crimp it and chimp it.

the act of using a clip of any sort to shut close a bag of snack food. and then immediately proceeding to erupt in imitation monkey noises.
"MAN dawg, last night i got so cRUNK. i Crimped it AND chimped it."

"oohoo OHOOHOOHOHH OOO OOO O O O O OOOOoooOOOooOOO."

"yeeeaaah dude, crimp it and chimp it."
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Chimp You Out

When Curtis and Henry Finley squad up and knock the fuck out of you
by Chimp you out February 03, 2016
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