cake 

to describe someone really ugly but cool but not really

man, that dude is cake wow he is too caky for me

cake by funnybutteminem December 28, 2005

cake 

another word for penis/dick

1-you shoulda seen the size of his cake!
2-...and he just whipped out his cake in front of me
3-i need sum cake!!

cake by swt_cherryz September 17, 2005

Cake 

hot chicks

We better leave this party, man. The ratio of people to cake is diminishing.

Cake by JT Dollar Sign August 30, 2003

cake 

the ultimate substance of the universe. actually the ultimate substance X the answer to the meaning of life squared. aka very nummy!

That was some nummy cake! (there are no dirty meanings or double meanings in this definition)

cake by Connundrum1 February 18, 2003

Cake 

being Knackered or very drunk.

I am cake, i need sleep.
I am cake, i am drunk.

Cake by MatyMoore July 15, 2005

cake 

flabby fat on stomach that extends out and jiggles when one walks.

Whoa look at his cake!

cake by Smithfield April 14, 2006

cake 

Someone who is really easy to WTFPWN.

Omg I one shot your nub ass, cake.

cake by MrCake February 6, 2007