candy goth

They are generally cute girls who wear black gloths and mix in bright neon colors along with it.They generally like the "goth" music,metal rock,and stuff like that.These people are generally people who are happy and dont feel the need to be depressed or anti-social.Generally when you picture this girl she has pigtales,a black skirt and a tanktop with neon pink socks and boots.Most people consider them posers because they are ok with being themselfs and other friends besides goths...but those are the people who are the least poserish,because they are true to themselfs and do not care what people think of them...i give you my respect !!CHANGE FOR NO ONE!!!

Wow that gothgirls socks are brighter than a ravers room!!!
Well duh, she is candy goth.

by kira sudo January 12, 2006

Candy Crush

A highly addictive strategy based iPhone/Android game that has claimed the lives of millions.

"Dude, have you ever played Candy Crush?"

"Played it??? Bro, that game killed my uncle!"

by IsraelHands09 September 8, 2013

Candy Cunt

The definition of this phrase can be looked on differently, depending on context. The first is probably most obvious of the two simply describes somebody's luscious vagina.

The second, perhaps not as clear and used less often, refers to those who are "up their own ass"; who think they're the dog's bollocks/cat's pyjamas, and are generally disliked for this.

Definition One:

Guy 1 - You see that chick I was chattin' to last night?
Guy 2 - Aw, yeah. She was HOT, dude!
Guy 1 - She has a sweet candy cunt too ;)

Definition Two:

Gal 1 - Oh my Gosh!
Gal 2 - What is it?
Gal 1 - See that bitch over there? She must think she's a real candy cunt!
Gal 2 - Gosh, girls these days..

by The Krowe October 14, 2010

candy ass

(noun) A person who displays insufficient fortitude or toughness in a difficult or uncomfortable situation; by extension, a person or thing which is inadequate to the purpose at hand. Can be turned into an adjective by adding -ed ("candy-assed"). Frequently heard in the military.

"He was too much of a candy ass to do a hundred push-ups and run ten miles before breakfast."

by anarcissie May 28, 2008

candy machine

An older term for the flashing lights on police car. Named because lights resemble an old-time candy machine.

Better pull over, I see the candy machine in the rear view mirror.

by Chairman June 30, 2004

Candy Maker

When a homosexual masturbates another man and then consumes his ejaculate.

When Brian finished playing Tummy Sticks with Charles it was time to play Candy Maker.

by acehole February 11, 2014

candy man

A person who's house you go to for drugs.

"Lets go see the candy man!"

by stupidcuntsarah June 28, 2009