STANKEE CANDLE

WHEN YOU BANG A CHIC WITH A CANDLE WITH THE WICK OUT, AND LIGHT THE CANDLE AND LET THE HOT WAX DRIP ON HER ASSHOLE

I gave susan a stankee candle last night and burnt her asshole

by "G" Toons November 3, 2008

farthing candle

Farthing candle would be dimness.

Dimness is low mental acuity. Jason's ability to grasp the

gravity of his situation was more like the farthing candle
than the lazer beam.

by Janey Houser September 12, 2009

Dirt candle

A dick covered in shit after anal.

See poop dick

After sex, I had to take a shower to wash off that dirt candle she gave me.

by rvbfreek March 4, 2013

Ear Candle

The sexual act of masturbating into your girlfriends/wifes ear while they are sleeping. Once the load is shot you can put a piece of string in for effect.

-"What did Harry get you for your birthday?"
-"He gave me another damn ear candle. Can you believe he put a wick in for effect this time??"

by DiabolicalC February 5, 2009

arse candle

A turd passed after swallowing a string.

I passed a wick-ed arse candle.

by megnao flimpis August 14, 2003

Delaware Candle-lit dinner

Inserting a lit candle into the anus and proceeding with oral pleasure.

“Nothing like mowing the lawn after a Delaware candle-lit dinner.”
-Kal

by Varietyjake July 22, 2018

Yankee Candle

Asking your wife or girlfriend to eat some heavily herbed or spiced food and then having anal sex with her to pick up the scent on your penis.

My girlfriend gave me a Yankee Candle for Christmas.

by Billz3bub November 30, 2018