Calistya

Calistya is sweet, super-smart, pretty and talented. She is intelligent and will always lend you her study notes before an exam. She is an awesome friend and will always be there to listen and talk to you. She is a little weird and crazy but is very sensible, polite and mature. She is the kind of person who loves French and actually bloody understands it. You can have a laugh with a Calistya. Everyone wishes to be her friend. Calistya's are quite rare people to find, you better not destroy a bond with a Calistya! She's a very extraordinary girl <3

"Of course I want to be her friend, she's a Calistya!"

by meep_ngeek_idk_heheh May 6, 2020

Calista

Calista likes to do things her own way. She dreams of life in the city. Doesn’t like doing homework and would rather stay home. Cali has many allergies. Calista is Emo but will never admit it.

Kid: Hey wanna go to Starbucks?
Calista: sorry can’t I’m allergic to the air

by Jonnyk42 November 22, 2021

Callsign.noxis

Callsign.noxis is The best boyfriend ever

Very handsome

Cute
Loving
Respectful

And my future husband 💞💞

Hey when is shinobuaraaracosplay and callsign.noxis Wedding

by Jordynisuglyyyy April 25, 2022

internet calisthenics

The websites one goes to warm up their slow internet for the day.

Since my internet when it first starts up is slow I have it do internet calisthenics by going to easy to load websites.

by darcwizrd August 23, 2011

dirty calista

(sexually) When someone takes their middle finger in your pussy and then licks it only after nutting into your ear. Followed by having shit smeared into every crevasse the male has. Then continue to agresively pound the partner until they can no longer walk

Me and Maranda had a dirty calista for the first time in forever last night and it felt grate

by Life_hurts from time2time April 15, 2020

Booty Calls

Calls made unintentionally by sitting on a phone.

Ben Dover: I just sent my mom 2 booty calls and a text
Hairy Ballzonya: Eww dude!
Ben Dover: No not that kind of booty call

by Dj Blacksponge May 15, 2010

Return my calls immediately

Something people say in an email when they’re mad at a company and they think that ordering them to do something is going to make them do it as if they are their bitch.

*Reading: “We have tried to contact you and there has been no answer. Return my calls immediately at (phone number).”
Hm, I was going to call her back until that bitch command. I’ll consider calling her back next week.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023