Clownjob

When a clown gives you a handjob.

Dude, that clown just gave Kevin a clownjob the other day.

by flobbles September 9, 2010

Circus Clown

A sexual act. Right as you are finishing a guy off with an old fashioned hand job, unknowingly aim it toward him so he ejaculates on his face. This can be paired with a red clown nose or by doing a "honk honk" motion afterwards for the full effect.

As John was approaching climax from receiving the best hand job ever, Veronica secretly put on a red clown nose and circus clown'ed him at the perfect moment.

by randomuser815 February 27, 2015

class clown

The most funniest person in the class who often gets in trouble

Class Clown: Alejandro acts stupid all the time in front of the teacher and he has to go to the Dean everytime.

by Amos Nusheg October 25, 2007

Ass-clown

A moron , someone of inferior intellect. A person who is obviously stupid. A knob-head.

1.you are acting like a complete ass-clown
2.arrggg your an ass-clown

by Adamski! October 3, 2006

Clowny

While banging a chick in the ass, grab her nose tell it turns red, before you nut, spin her around and shoot your load it into her face. Then throw a handful of confetti, making it stick to your spluge. Than walk around the room honking a horn.

I did the ultimate Clowny to that Mimi from the bar last night.

by Nacho Libre jr June 27, 2014

punch the clown

Jack off.

Excuse me mate, I need to go punch the clown.

by Chad Martin January 21, 2004

Clown Flower

The act of giving a man a hand job, and before he orgasms point his penis towards his face. Therefore he will ejaculates upon himself, preferably upon his own face.

My girlfriend CLOWN FLOWERED me last night, and it got in my eye.

by troy tanning January 10, 2010