buttahead

A brod with a baggin' body but that face of hers is fucked up ; also known as a paper bag whore

by Blackfire February 20, 2003

buttered crumpet

when a man ejaculates on a womans vagina and then urinates upon said ejaculate.

Man: I just buttered your crumpet.
Woman: Buttered crumpet? Dude that's sick.

by diseased quail June 14, 2011

Buttered

Buttered --

Losing one's employment as a result of using a racial slur in the workplace ala Paula Deen circa June, 2013.

"You hear what happened to Bill? The Spics in HR Buttered his ass for saying 'Fo Shizzle, My Nizzle' in the locker-room!"

by needmaps June 27, 2013

Beavis and Butthead

jdawg(butthead) and adizzle(beavis),
they have the couch, and the ids to prove it.

oh man, there goes beavis and butthead on their couch again..theyre wicked cool

by anadama January 3, 2005

BUTTERED

when you get drunk enough to tell girls unflattering things about yourself,
i.e.
you watch immature reality shows
you can't afford a cell phone

However, a buttering is only successful if she ends up calling u

"I was so completely buttered last night I told this girl Kristin that I sold sneakers for a living"

by JR December 2, 2004

butthead

Someone that just doesn't stop trying to be funny, and never relents in their childish games.

My brother, Gabe, is a total butthead, for he never is nice.

by Lola August 13, 2004

buttered

to get a hair cut, to get your hair "lined up"

"Yo I'm off to get buttered"

by elliotjones76 December 14, 2008