Butlered Up

–verb
1. to fuck up an otherwise simple task
Mike went to the store to get beer and came back with a live chicken and 2 pints of milk, he really butlered that up.
2. to do the opposite of what is expected
You really butlered up the ski trip when you backed nothing but tshirts and shorts.

Phil really butlered up his date with Nancy when he accidentally set her house on fire.

I stayed up playing video games instead of studying and butlered up my exam.

by Rebutler April 13, 2011

Butterdick

Similar to butterface for women/men, but particularly for describing men who have a good body and face, but their dick is disappointing.

"He's super cute and has a fit body, but his dick was just..... meh. Butterdick."

by wutsgoodbitch January 10, 2016

butterdogging

when u smear penut butter or jam on ur penis and present it to ur dog

I wish my was still alive so he can butterdog me again.
If i have a dog right now shed be butterdogging me right now.

by Juk July 7, 2005

man-battered hand cakes

Any sort of pancake-like pan-fried product with "special sauce" included.

I whipped up a bunch of spunk-filled man-battered hand cakes for my guests at breakfast yesterday.

by Chilidog December 14, 2007

battered rat

slang term for female genetalia that resembles a rodent that has been kicked down an alley

"that girl i got last night took her thong off and out jumped a battered rat"

by missfarahk October 20, 2008

Butterdemonphobia

The fear a butterfly will turn into a demon and feast on your flesh or eat everything except the bone.

My brother and I went to the butterfly house, he hide behind me saying the butterflies were evil and were going to eat him. Thus I have called it Butterdemonphobia.

by Sh4d0wW0lf14 September 28, 2013

Butterdawg

A user on this site known for absolutely nothing and has no life

Butterdawg is a sad lifeless person who amounts to nothing.

by Butterdawg January 4, 2021