bulbing

The practice of smoking Crystal Meth or Crack Cocaine out of a lightbulb.

Not having my glass pipe ready, we opted to use the lightbulb for a bit of bulbing.

by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003

Bumping (music)

Bumping is a genre of music that we think came from the infamous 'Stupid House' of the 90s. It combines the legendary donk bass with some really hard and fast beats ideal for doing some crazy-arse jumpstyle dancing. Therefore it is most liked by people with punky haircuts, 'Welcome 2 Paradise' clothing and Puma shoes with a lot of springs or Nike TNs for example.

Bumping is known (and created) in Russia, probably some countries around Russia and Spain, too.

Making a bumping song normally takes around five minutes while having breakfast; it doesn't include any supercomplex basslines 'cause theyre repeating the same 2 bars through the whole song, build-ups can be made pretty quick just by adding the classic alarm sound that comes with the famous Virtual DJ software, and also the melodies don't have to be too heart-touching.

But this is already enough to get everyone to say 'dis is so ****in awesomeeeeee' and is getting more and more popular everyday.

Also, the bumping donk bass has its own secret recipe that no one knows (similar to coca-cola), but it is known that the classical 90s donk was made by modifying a 'tubular bell' sound.

'There HAS to be someone more who knows this awesome stuff', say Spanish bumping-fans. We hope not.

Just kidding ;)

Video examples in youtube for bumping (music)

Spanish bumping: watch?v=M7kMR-P7rkE

Russian bumping: watch?v=bNCaCePJlv8&feature=related

Bumping & Jumpstyle: watch?v=lLAqBL1BxeI&feature=related

watch?v=dUeWIWx2IMw

by DJ DaNBalt March 14, 2011

burping schmeghole

A vagina that can expel a copious amount of thick fluid similiar to mayonaise.

I had to take my slacks to the cleaners after that juice was launched from her burping schmeghole.

by nightfly November 7, 2003

sperm burping gutter slut

A homeless gutter residing fish like human who swims in giz. Often found studying "Murphys" law.

Christina the Trout Townsend has recently been spotted off the coast of Long Beach. Stay away from this sperm burping gutter slut, Sean Murphy has infested her with cooties.

by dr.willow January 27, 2007

speed bumping

When something that happens to slow down you're action. Similar to cock blocking, except that it pertains to everything, not just pussy. A speed bumper is your friend, but he likes to watch you have a hard time with what you do

My boy was speed bumping our good time by getting too drunk to drive and making us call a cab.

by BBlanc March 15, 2009

booty bumping

when one shakes ones ass against another's ass and vibrations in between would result in a booty bumping.

"I was shaking my thang, when this chick suddenly grinding in my space booty bumping."

by Jaysin and ahmanduh August 28, 2009

bumping

to hear something with thoughtful attention

i am bumping pink floyd mothafucker

by rain March 2, 2005