Broom Closet Job

A job or promotion received due to having sexual relations with the boss, supposedly in a broom closet.

Tiffany didn't climb the ranks based on merit. She got broom closet jobs.

by AnonBPlugIM January 26, 2016

Hoping the broom

To get Married.
The end of your single life.
Heck, the END of your life.

Boy: ahh man im nevouse.
Boy2: Hey, I was nervouse before i hoped the broom.
Boy1: no more hoes and strippers after the bachelore party.
Boy2: I know. -.- Hoping the broom could be the end of your life.

by burnin'ham bitch December 29, 2010

rectal broom

When one cleans ones ass hole with their dick

Yea, Tom gave me a rectal broom last night. It was amazing!

by cdubz284750 April 18, 2016

broom-neuver

V. ( broom-nOOver): To sweep around an object in a tight area.

Yesterday I had to broom-neuver around the boxes in the back of the bookstore.

by PH2K June 15, 2009

Dumb broom

Means a dumb person. Usually used on female people, especially when a female lets a fuckboy fuck up their life.

Comes from Estonian phrase “loll luud”(which literally means “dumb broom”)

It’s a very soft and funny insult, can be used along friends.

“Kreeta, you let this fuckboy into your life again?”

“I know, I am such a dumb broom!”

by Dumb broom June 16, 2020

Broom Berry

A dingleberry on someone’s mustache.

Lucas had a mustache full of Broom Berrys* after rimming Pete.

by 500ToothDinasar March 2, 2023

dusty broom

When a man ejaculates and gets semen in ones pubic hair, this also can be applied when the man ejaculates in a women's muff hair wet mop

"Omg I just gave myself a dusty broom"

by Paint_dry February 24, 2017