Breathing lemonade

When you laugh so hard that you make that disgusting gurgle-y chuckle-y snort because you can't breathe.

"Oh my god, Jess was totally breathing lemonade after I told her that one joke"

by An actual person July 12, 2017

beaking

Noun.

The act of placing a grapefruit on your penis, then having a duck eat said grapefruit causing sexual stimulation in the process.

Jackie: "Anything short of beaking is vanilla"

by Ecumenical Christianity April 29, 2023

Fish breathing

Fish breathing is medical slang for a sign of acute respiratory distress when a person gulps in air through his mouth in an attempt to breathe. It's so called because the opening and closing of the mouth resembles a fish periodically sucking in water. It usually means that something in the respiratory tract or the heart has gone horribly wrong (i.e. gunshot wound, multiple organ failure, pneumonia).

"The patient was fish breathing when we found him, he turned out to have a GSW to the left chest with hemothorax. We drained out all the blood and sewed him back up but the injury went septic and he died the following morning."

by Woolie Wool August 29, 2013

Fire breathing ass monkey

A shit so hot that when it comes out it squeals like a monkey

Man that was a hurtful fire breathing ass monkey

by ki5man September 14, 2015

power-braking

1. The act of chasing benzodiazepines with strong coffee

My girlfriend and I stayed up all night power-braking.

by crippled clown February 15, 2019

Fire Breathing Dragon

Immediately following Ejaculation during oral sex, a man covers the woman’s mouth and punches her in the stomach and the nose, causing ejaculate and blood to be expelled through the nasal passage. Blood, ejaculate, plus a pissed off lady = a real scary fire breathing dragon. Only to be attempted by the most bravest of knights.

“Hey Sean, why are you in a full body cast?”
“Oh that. Last night me and my girl did the fire breathing dragon. I was not worthy.”

by WeinerWednesdays June 8, 2022

Inhaling while breathing

When you do this, you inhale oxygen, but you can't breathe, causing self-suffocation of the lungs.

According to known scientist, and major risk taker, Spencer Chapman, who risked his life making this marvelous discovery, for man kind to study....

"Oh shit, i inhaled while breathing"
Inhaling while breathing- The practice of self suffocation

by Cusa Miner (look me up on YT) August 8, 2017