blumpkin lite 

Getting a kiss from someone while taking a dump.

Man I was hoping for a full blown blumpkin but all she did was give me a kiss....damn blumpkin lite.

blumpkin lite by jotthedot May 24, 2006

blumpkin pie 

When, in a reversal of the normal blumpkin, a man eats out a woman while she's taking a fatty dump.

John gave Polly a blumpkin pie in exchange for the blumpkin he had received just moments earlier.

blumpkin pie by D-squared R-squared August 21, 2009

blumpkin ultra supreme

The art of receiving a blowjob in the 69 position with the man on top and subsequently defecating on the performer's face. Related to the blumpkin supreme except ensuring that the fecal matter is promptly and accurately placed on the lucky recipients face.

Chelsea had to have a warm shower after giving her friend a most satisfying blumpkin ultra supreme.

blumpkin ultra supreme by Stuart12345 April 13, 2007

blumpkin chain 

Men in a circle (usually in the outdoors) giving each other blumpkins.

Bob: My gay brother said he was in a blumpkin chain the other day
Edwin:Nasty!

blumpkin chain by Edwin Gaffney February 2, 2006

blumpkin pie 

its like a normal blumpkin( girl sucks your dick while you are taking a dump) but with the blumpkin pie she will bend over before you cum and you put your dick in her butt and cum

everybody likes blumpkin pie at thankgiving

blumpkin pie by bmx94 December 8, 2010

blumpkin muffin 

Having a sixty nine while taking a dump on the toliet

Me and my bitch had a blumpkin muffin last night!

blumpkin muffin by XXXJ October 20, 2009

Blumpkin ala Crabcake 

Eating a crabcake while receiving oral sex when dropping a deuce..

That dumb cunt raked my dick while i was getting a Blumpkin ala Crabcake.

Blumpkin ala Crabcake by Terrell Suggs November 8, 2007