Blackout sloth

When you're so drunk and super slow

"Let's get blackout sloth tonight"

by Blackout sloth October 10, 2016

Blackout

To fall asleep really fast

Me: Wow, I really blacked tf out last night

Mom: what the actual fuck?!

My sister: No, Mom. What us youngsters mean by blackout is that we fell asleep without any alcohol or drug consumption.

by good influence August 13, 2019

hop on blackout

a lengthy and tortorous sexual ritual where two individuals (usually of the homosexual kind) fuck each other until they develop frictions burns and lesions on their penis and pass out from the pain

Person A: yo dude hop on blackout
Person B: but im still sore from last time -~-

by sharky_p2prank March 24, 2024

Blackout

When a black man (gay or straight) uncontrollably cums into your eyes until you lose vision and only see black

"yeah Raquese gave me a blackout last night it was so fun"

by BBC GOD June 3, 2018

blackout sober

A state of blackout experienced when ones sober brain can't handle their level of badassness

I got so blackout sober last night, don't remember a thing

by Tunaslinger September 3, 2015

blackout drive

Blackout drive n.- The ability to function without conscious thought, usually in an impaired state brought on by binge drinking, drug use, etc.
Derived from military "blackout driving", using limited light sources to drive tactically at night.

I woke up at home, but I don't remember leaving the bar. Thank you, blackout drive!

by Josheau the Bald November 11, 2019

Save a blackout For Vegas

This is when your friend does not want to black out with you, so you come up with a lame excuse because you secretly hate your friends.

Friend 1: Hey wanna blackout tonight?

Friend 2: ummm No I just want to save a blackout for vegas

Friend 1: so you're ... Gay?

by CleanUpOnKyle4 September 29, 2025