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Benedick

Did you hear what that benedick dumbass said in Africa ?
by Comi March 23, 2009
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Aaaaasing Benefit

The war cry of the chavy scum, with their tracksuit bottoms, Primark buffer jacket and fake Ugg boots as they prop the door up of any letting agent in the country with their pram ensconced within their 4th child (all the other children having different fathers waiting impatiently outside chasing pigeons) whilst the Poundland karee-er (aka carrier bag) swings from the handles of the pram, they are heard to cry, Medusa-like, "Do yer take Aaaaasing Benefit?"
Chav Scum "Do yer take Aaaaasing Benefit?"

Letting Agent "Unfortunately not, thank you for your interest in the property but none of our Landlords take Housing Benefit"

Chav Scum "Cheers"
by Letting Agent from Essex March 19, 2011
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Family with Benefits

Family with Benefits is pretty much like incest, where two family members who have a sexual relationship and has sexual intercourse without being emotionally involved.
Micah - Did you know that Eric encountered a family with benefits with his mom? Everyone is talking about it at school!

Jai - Really? That's pretty gross
by Yoshiii June 8, 2014
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friends with benefits

a girl's way of saying sex now, relationship later.
Guy: "Wanna hook up later? I got the house to myself."

Girl: "I'm not the booty call kind of girl, but we can be friends with benefits"
by blondie002 June 29, 2009
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Friends With Benefits

Exactly what it means. A friendship which has more of a sexual relatioship which doesnt manipulate the friendship
jerry and mary were Friends With Benefits..... using each other for sexual favours, without the bf/gf tag
by PoNy182 May 30, 2006
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Benedict Cumberbatch

Benedict Cumberbatch is more likely to be recognised under the name Sherlock Holmes from the BBC Sherlock show. He has also shown his beautiful face in plenty of other TV shows and movies, such as Parade's End and The Imitation Game. He is also know as the voice of many animated characters, such as Smaug from The Hobbit and Classified from Penguins of Madagascar, which is rather ironic, since Benedict can't pronounce the word 'Penguin'. We must also mention that Benedict probably is the king of cheekbones, and the fact that he is an all around lovely and extremely handsome gentleman, who does all sorts of adorable stuff.
Have you seen Benedict Cumberbatch? It's like looking at the face of god.
by sugardaddybenny June 26, 2015
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friends with benefits

Two friends, a man & a woman, with a casual dating relationship; the benefits can be long,deep,flirting conversations, or jack and jill sessions, or mutual masterbation, or make-out sessions which can include just an exchange of oral sex or penetration sex without commitment.
We're not dating, we're just friends with benefits.Sometimes he comes over and we just talk,other times we masturbate ourselves without touching, then sometimes we get each other off one way or another, once in a while we fuck, its different everytime we see each other.
by Jake January 29, 2004
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