wang bagel

a bagel that one uses to pleasure themself

I lost my wang bagel yesterday. This has been the dullest weekend ive had in a while.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

Jew Bagel

The 13th bagel in a bakers dozen.

Dude you got the jew bagel!

by Captain Awesomo November 6, 2009

burnt bagel

someone that is black and jewish

Slash is a burnt bagel

by Laurakkkkkk September 18, 2007

Aids Bagels

A bagel, donut or other similar baked product that has been used for sexual purposes by a male. Even ye olde loaf of bread can be made into an Aids Bagel.

Neptuneman675 : Dude, I just fucked a loaf of bread.
JhiroJihzo : Zomg, dude, stop fucking making aids bagels.

by CoreyNallis July 28, 2008

tird bagel

To yell randomly IN class when you forgot to do your homework

AWW tird bagel I FORGOT TO DO MY HOMEWORK

by FUCKY THE DRUNK CLOWN February 12, 2010

Ted Bagel

To shit in a girl's pussy after completing intercourse; i.e. topping her bagel.

Last night I had amazing sex with this really hot girl! After I came, I turned around and gave her a Ted Bagel to top it all off.

by Sea Shell Sally April 11, 2011

Babe-bagel

A young, attractive female. Similar to the term "stud-muffin" for men.

Back at the height of her popularity, a lot of young men fancied Cindy Lauper. Cindy was a true babe-bagel.

by curry_donut April 26, 2011