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bacon bitch

Any fucktard cop (that goes double for sherriffs and deputies) who is concerned only with making his quota. These dickheads will even go as far as pulling a bicyclist over, but are too scared to run off the bums around the corner who make a public nuisance of themselves by living, sleeping, and getting drunk on public property.
See that bacon bitch hiding behind that tree there? He pulled a friend of mine over who was biking to work the other day. Gave him a $250 ticket for running a stop sign, and there was no traffic anywhere! My friend did say the bacon bitch had a big, red wet stain running down from the crotch of his uniform.
by i hate cops August 8, 2006
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Baconfish

A bacony, fishy entity that is so amazing that it immediately disproves the notion of a god. By law if you find bacon fish you have to put it back in the sea. Baconfish are distinguishable by their bacony but yet, still fishy characteristics and are prone to swimming in groups of two or four. Groups of baconfish are known as rashers of baconfish rather than schoals of baconfish.
I saw a big rasher of baconfish today, there were four of them... ...I'm now an athiest.
by bobthescubadivingsnail July 28, 2010
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Bacondog

God.

Bacondog is the divine power who controls Illuminati.

It was given birth during a boring class, and was created by Lady BBQ of Bacondawg who was interested in bacon planets.
Scrambles: This is missing something

sisce: IT NEEDS MORE BACONDOG!!!!
by ScramblesTheDeathKoala May 21, 2014
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Zombie Bacon

A strip of bacon that has been left out for to long without being cooked, and has become disgusting. If eaten, will cause zombie like behavior in infected.
dude1:"Dude theres still some bacon left."
dude2:"Don't eat that man, its zombie bacon."
dude1:"Whatever."~eats bacon~"Moooaaaaannn!"
dude2:"I warned you."
by PD4peace October 20, 2010
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taken bacon

Wow Regan are you a single pringle or a taken bacon?
by Chinesekfc December 16, 2016
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Cooking bacon

1.
Leo: if that dirty cop fucks with me, I need to cook some bacon.

2. Stitches - Fuck the police

I just found out where them cops live
So when I shoot up they crib I can see 'em drop dead
Put some bacon on the barbecue

3. You still know those guys who used to cook bacon?

4. Ill be cooking bacon.
by Yambalaja May 18, 2016
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Back on Track

Back on Track is the hardest main level in Geometry Dash. No one has EVER beat it legitimately before, it is almost impossible. It’s even harder than the hardest legitimately verified user-made level!
by UltroGmr July 7, 2020
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