Love Breather

When you are so in love that you enjoy breathing the other persons air into your own mouth and lungs. It happens at ultra-close proximity with that person, usually when kissing or sleeping.

I’m so happy my new boyfriend is a LOVE BREATHER, when he and I sleep together we sleep with our faces practically touching so we can breath each other’s air, it makes me swoon.

by Wordsluethval July 8, 2018

San Antonio Breakfast Salad

When a man is getting his salad tossed, he ejaculates on the back of his hand just before shitting in her face. When she pulls away he backhand slaps her across the head.

Meredith won't return my calls after I gave her a San Antonio Breakfast Salad.

by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016

Breather

Almost the entire opposite to a fuckboy. This specimen lives entirely from the boys, and devotes their life to putting smiles on their friends faces, through particular acts such as shoey’s, rhinos and getting naked. The vocabulary of the breather isn’t extensive, it centralises around phrases such as “don’t dog the boys”, “yeah the boys” and “sup bro” accompanied with a head raise. Their particular way of life focusing on impressing other males, is usually used to mask feelings of inadequacy towards woman, this usually stems from a high school relationship that went sour because the breather decided to make themselves emotionally vulnerable (it won’t happen again, fuck you Stacey). Well the breather feels most comfortable sinking wets in an apartment in New Zealand funded through an extensive student loan, they are actually in Wellington, Dunedin ect…to go to University. They struggle to sit in a lecture theatre for more than 30 minutes, without retreating to the toilets to rail a line of pingers (which is most likely laundry powder), and due to this have already cost their upper middle class family over $2000 dollars in failed commerce papers. They will most likely be found wearing Huffer attire, and a Rodd & Gunn hat roaming the streets of a New Zealand city hungover on a Monday.

Girl 1 - "Did you finally talk to big Jock last night? He was looking pretty cute !"
Girl 2 - "No he was to busy doing a rhino, and stealing darts of Catelyn"
Girl 1 - "Oh, that sucks, I didn't know he was such a breather"

by Breathersaurus September 13, 2018

Brexit

Brexit
Verb: Brexiting

The act of telling everyone at a gathering (party, meeting ... etc.), that you are leaving, but actually staying.

Theresa is at the party, brexiting near the fridge for over an hour now

by ArabStud March 30, 2019

Mental breakdown

When life hits you like a truck

I regularly have mental breakdowns.

by Wild dik dik November 18, 2018

breathslap

breath so bad it literally slaps you with its potency

Local resident and drivers' side passenger Motifa Jones was forced to push her head out of the window in order not to vomit having dry retched repeatedly after an onslaught of breathslaps from driver Chico Mendez.

by Brett Anthony M February 21, 2006

brendon urie

lead singer of panic at the disco, while also being a fucking sex god. (my body is ready)

friend 1: hey have you heard of this band, panic at the disco?
friend 2: omfg what do you mean have i heard of them they're perf and amazing and brendon urie is sexy and jshfkjhf asdfghjkl; hfjwh

by sarahsmileslikesarahdoesntcare March 18, 2013