Slava's Blanket

1. When one man is covered with a wet naked man in order to sleep at night.

It was so hot in Russia, i could not sleep without my slava's blanket.

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fish blanket

When a girl squirts on you while you are asleep.

Boyfriend: I slept well last night because it was warm, but it smelt like fish.

Girlfriend: Oh! I suppose you like my fish blanket!

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When a dude has a long nappy un-tamed overgrown beard for keeping dicks warm.

That dude is so gay he grew a dick blanket.

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A drunk bitch that falls on you at a party and either can't or won't take her limp body off of you.

I so wanted to come help you out with beer pong man, but i was covered by this slut blanket and just couldn't get her off!!

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A negative person who tends to ruin other people's good times.

Don't let Joseph come on the Vegas trip, he's only going to be a wet blanket and take the fun out of everything.

wet blanket by FHOIA September 16, 2005

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A sex act: To lie on your partner during intercourse until they pass out, and finishing anyway.

She didn't seem into it, so I hit her with that Jeffey Blanket!

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A drunk blanket is that warm feeling u get when your drunk, keeping you warm even if its freezing outside. Or at least helps you forget you are cold.

Girl- Like omg arent you cold wearing just your boxers????
Dude- No bitch i got my drunk blanket on!!!!

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