blaptop

A black person's laptop aka a T-mobile Sidekick.

"Yo!! You check out Shahid's new blaptop! That ish is bangin!"

QFT!

by Ulrick July 25, 2006

blap

The art of slapping someone across the face with your penis, then they become your bitch.

Shaggs was pissing me off so I blapped him with my meatsword. He is now my bitch, I pwned him.

by The Holy Diving Troll November 6, 2013

blarb

noun. A blob of garbage.

I was throwing away my finished McDonald's when I saw a blarb at the bottom of the trash.

That blarb I stepped in Friday still smells up the garage.

by Sam Rothstein November 3, 2007

blaap

the sound of sheep

Braaslharry the sheep says: 'blaap'.

by Snortsoft vof January 22, 2004

barp

form of communication widely regarded as a greating

gg : hi
st : Barp
...
gg : got to go
st : Barp (variation)

by Barpzio April 5, 2005

barp

a word to annoy those who dont know the meaning of the word

person 1: oh yeah? well BARP
person 2: what the hell does that mean???!?!?!?

by Guyza December 15, 2008

blapse

to sweep ones flat hand across a unsuspecting victim's face, palm to face, as if to close their eyes.

an attack used in schools, usually in provocation or in flirting.

if thou dost not stop these insults one shall blapse up your head, BO!

by David Wilkinson December 24, 2003