Blap

Passing gas, a fart
The sound made when farting

Origin: First heard in 1977, upstate New York

I had Chili John's for lunch, but it really made me blap.

Dude, those beans really make you blap.

by the big blapper August 31, 2011

Blap

a Borred Slap ie. being slapped on the forehead

OMG she just Blapped me!

Shut up or i'll Blap you!

by niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccc June 27, 2008

Blapper

A females Vagina / Sex drive.

"Aye did you get that"
" Bro she gave me some of that Blapper bruh"

by 916ink January 23, 2015

blap

A music genre, also called blog rap.

Are you gonna come out with us or just stay in your room listening to blap like you always do..?

by blapergod01 November 17, 2011

blapsage

to hit someone very hard or to incinuate the onset of violence. or as a form of greeting ot to show excitement

'if you do that one more time, i'm gonna blaps you hard' or 'that is SO cool...it's well blapsing man!' or 'yo, blapsage, my man...how you doin'?'

by mel p November 30, 2004

blappers

Diarrhea. Hershey Squirts. The Runs.

Man, I ate hella beans last night and now I got the blappers, hope there's still some TP left...

by ceerip707 February 8, 2018

blapkin

The total definition of a poser. Tries to portray themselves as something they are absolutely not.

That one actress is a total blapkin- she thinks she has everyone fooled with her made up family lineage.

by Defnotablapkin January 1, 2020