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smart bimbo

A girl who plays at being a bimbo but is actually really smart.
Aria may play dumb, but she is really smart, so she is a smart bimbo.
by Thatonegirl8420 March 11, 2023
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Bimbo

You're such a fucking bimbo!
by ezzzzio June 1, 2024
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bimbo land

a cute app for cool people to dress up and do other things
Girl #1: Have you ever heard of bimbo land
Girl#2: No? what is it?
Girl#1: It's a cute customizable game to dress up and do other cool stuff
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bimbo eruption

a) an average married male's (not just a politician's!!!!) drama-filled cast of multiple mistresses
b) (offensive): -for men- genital herpes as a result of having had too many sex partners, not just wives and mistresses.

c) (misogynistic in most cases): oral cold sores on women, which may have resulted from said woman being " sexually immoral"
if you find a bimbo eruption def a), in your husband's skeleton closet, you may want to consider being in a lamm, or go into a Mr. and Mrs. Smith scenario. if you are a sexually immoral man with dirty hands, and if the law can't punish you unless your wife brings charges, well you might as well deserve a bimbo eruption def b). Unless you were a member of the hippie counter culture and participated in something like the Woodstock festival of August 1969. Oh and by the way, never insult a woman by saying she has a bimbo eruption def c) unless you are an even worse misogynist than Ted Bundy or Gary Ridgeway
by Sexydimma October 10, 2016
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Bimbo

Gunner is such a bimbo
by jizzboi August 28, 2019
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Bimbo

Bimbo is NOUN that can be used for both a man (not much any more) and a woman.

Pronunciation: bim· bo / bim-boh.

Plural: Bimbos.

Word History / Etymology: Perhaps from Italian bimbo baby.

First Use: 1918, in the meaning defined below for men.

Usage:

Used for Woman in 2 senses:

1) To define a very attractive but vacuous (stupid, inane) woman who could easily be fooled by another person especially to be taken advantage of and used as a sex-object (especially no holes barred).

2) Disparaging (to belittle the value or importance of) a woman by caller her a bimbo. Attributing the above meaning to a woman solely to demean and shame her either publicly or by back-biting.

Used for men (not much anymore) in two senses:

1) A stupid man who doesn't understand how he is treated and/or used by others.

2) Disparaging (to belittle the value or importance of) a man by caller him a bimbo. Attributing the above meaning to a man solely to demean and shame him either publicly or by back-biting.
When used for women:

1) Samantha is such a BIMBO, Just because Sam told her she looked hot, she agreed to a one night stand and was not able to walk straight for a whole week. He used her as a sex doll, i mean no-holes-barred man!!! She even had a sore throat and aching jaws for a couple of days from blowing him many times through that night and to top all that she went and asked him to pay for her pain meds which he denied saying it was all out of mutual consent, LMAO...

2) Samantha turned down offer of a one-night-stand by Sam in a party, Sam's disparaging reaction: "Samantha you are a Bimbo and every body knows that, you can't undo that by simply saying no to me".

When used for men (not so much these days):

1) Mark, the recently engaged bimbo doesn't care to discover that he was not the little woman's first choice, LOL!!!

2) Mark you are such a bimbo that you don't even know why Ellis got married to you, she wanted to give your name to her bastard child she was carrying in her belly at the time of your marriage.
by sam alter March 2, 2025
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bimbo

a baddie who is not blonde ever and is actually smart but hides it because thats hot and wears pink because slay and is friends with twinks hates straight men and sometimes straight women but womens rights so naur anyway
ugh im such a bimbo my tits are overflowing this tank top! - snooki
by Stayfatwhoares December 5, 2021
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