Balaban

a swarthy, unkempt beard, named after Bob Balaban, the gentleman in Close Encounters of the Third Kind that does some stuff and helps some people.

Also can be used to name a person who sports a Balaban.

Also of note, one can be guilty of pulling a Balaban.

"Damn, was that a guinea pig that just fell out of his Balaban?"

"Hey Balaban, you got a guinea pig in your soup."

by Toastmaster Flash November 10, 2006

Bala Cynwyd Middle School

A public school on the main line that has pretty good teachers and high test scores. 90% of the students are rich white jews, 5% are white non-jews, and 5% are minorities. Everyone thinks there sooo cool because they hook up and play sports when the reality is everyone is a bunch of losers with no lives. Everyone thinks they are slutty but most of them just dress that way. Most kids do pot and get high all the time. Some even come into school rele high and get suspended by the dicky administrators. 6th grade teachers coddle, 7th grade teachers are dicks, 8th grade teachers are the meanest ever. Communique is the only program worth doing because VOC and AWW are the gayest things ever created. If you want to waste your year, do VOC or AWW. So Pretty much, everyone sucks, but you learn a lot.

So thats bala cynwyd middle school for u

by bcslutttttttttttttttttt November 29, 2011

Ballad of Chasey Lain

The Ballad Of Chasey Lain is an AMAZING song by the Blood Hound Gang about the uber sexy porn star Chasey Lain.

Lyrics to "The Ballad Of Chasey Lain"

Dear chasey lain
I wrote to explain
Im your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

Youve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
Ive had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
Youve had a lotta dick chasey
But you aint had mine

Dear chasey lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?

Youve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
Ive had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
Youve had a lotta dick chasey
But you aint had mine

Dear chasey lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass

Youve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
Ive had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
Youve had a lotta dick chasey
But you aint had mine

P.s.
Mom and dad this is chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show em them titties
Now show em them titties
P.s.
Mom and dad this is chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show em them titties
Now show em them titties

Would ya fuck me for blow?

by Pink Power Ranger September 5, 2008

Ballack

The most spiffy, funny, cute, cool, hilarious, awesome, cool-goal scoring, fun, talented, nice and great soccer playa' eva'! OMG he is the best! He plays on Germany and Chelsea. He used to play on FC Bayern. He is the Best! OMG! Go Germany! Ballack refers to the best-everything guy eva! Go soccer!

I totally, completely love Ballack!

by KimiBallack November 11, 2006

ballarina teabag

the process of a gentleman placing his balls in a whorish womans mouth, while executing a few basic ballerina dance steps. For beginners, performing a "grand plie" over the whorish womans face and\or mouth and dunking the balls into her mouth and not excluding her face and nose. For advanced dancers executing a "saute" into a "grand plie" is recommended. Note: Hold Shaft of penis because if not, you will be executing something know as a ballarina war helmet.

I ballarina teabagged your whorish mother after your dad left.

by bbll March 31, 2008

ballache

1. An annoying person

2. A severe pain in the testies

1. Man, that boss of mine is a complete ballache

2. Oooh, after that 'Sabrina the Teenage Witch' marathon I asm suffering from severe ballache

by Radar May 22, 2003

balabol

Russian slang

1.someone that talks bullshit.
2.someone that promising things and never get them done.
3.someone that talks too much about doing some actions but never makes them.

(1)Thomas is a balabol, he talks bollocks.
(2)Thomas is a fucking balabol....he promised me a good bottle of vodka for my birthsday,but he didn't kept hes promise.
(3)Thomas often was telling hes friends about how he gonna fight the bullies in the school, but at school he even couldn't look at them...he is an balabol !

by $2A$ September 23, 2008