Nigger Autism 

A specified area of the autism spectrum where the human brain makes you obsess over African Americans and out of all movies they prefer to watch ‘Black Dynamite.’

My son was recently diagnosed with Nigger Autism.

Nigger Autism by BlueJayWay1998 December 31, 2018

bipolar autism 

Fluctuating magnitudes of autism.

Antoine Pangas is surfers from sever bipolar autism.

bipolar autism by PanzerCrowd April 9, 2020

Literal Autism 

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Me: hmm... what should I post on the UD today??
Also Me: *Has Literal Autism*
Me to me: I have a great Idea

Literal Autism by Fig boy December 17, 2018

phallic autism 

a transmittable form of autism generally through sexual interactions

you have phallic autism my dude

phallic autism by mrpoo November 1, 2018

post ejaculatory autism 

the phenomenon that occurs after a man has had sex with you then sees you in public for the first time after and is unable to speak to you or make eye contact with you.

"I don't know what Fred's problem was. We had the best sex last weekend and when I saw him yesterday he totally had post ejaculatory autism."

post ejaculatory autism by fratboycougarz December 11, 2012

Trickle-Down Autism 

When a parent/guardian or elder sibling's stupidity start to affect the younger generation.

Friend:Josh is even stupider than his older brother!
Other Friend: Yeah, he mus have Trickle-Down Autism.

Trickle-Down Autism by Leeroix December 25, 2018

weapons grade autism 

A type of stupidity so advanced it could, in the right hands, topple nations.

What kind of weapons grade autism did they hit you with that made it seem like a smart idea to play slap tickle with a grizzly bear?

weapons grade autism by coopahshakazulu April 5, 2017