A person who spends a good portion of their time watching several sports, and more importantly criticizing them, when they themselves cannot actually play any.
"Tim's dad says the Lions would be a much better team if they trade #22."
"Tim's Dad? He couldn't throw a football across the street. Only skill he has is tossing beer cans, He's a total Couch Athlete!"
"Tim's Dad? He couldn't throw a football across the street. Only skill he has is tossing beer cans, He's a total Couch Athlete!"
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Get the aflete mug.A case where, due to excessive exercise, a man's penis is smaller than normal. Unlike athlete's foot, athlete's penis is not caused by fungus infections. It happens because all of the blood that would usually keep a man's penis his normal size is being used in his muscles. This is not contagious, but very demoralizing to said man.
Person A: "Ah man, it sucks Harrison got pantsed in from of Allie!"
Person B: "Yeah that was the worst case of Athlete's Penis I've ever seen! I don't know if he'll ever be able to live it down..."
Person B: "Yeah that was the worst case of Athlete's Penis I've ever seen! I don't know if he'll ever be able to live it down..."
by Future Mind-Controling Robots July 9, 2010
Get the Athlete's Penis mug.The appearance of the common contagious fungus known as "Athlete's foot" on one's face. Use to replace such common phrases as "crater-face", "scar-face" or "that guy who doesn't wash his face".
I was looking forward to my blind date with Jamie last week, but when she showed up it was clear from where I was sitting she had athlete's face. I promptly paid for my drink and left.
by manderson303 November 13, 2013
Get the Athlete's face mug.The term "A level Athletes" is used by White American male cuckholds to describe explosive physically gifted African-American males who play in the NFL or NBA.
"The only A level athletes in the world play in the NFL or NBA"
"LeBron could become UFC Champion after 2 weeks training because he is an A level athlete"
"LeBron could become UFC Champion after 2 weeks training because he is an A level athlete"
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