Assistant Regional Danager

The type of person who thinks they have more power than they actually do. This person thinks they are the boss, despite nobody official actually bestowing this authority upon them. They especially enjoy claiming to be in charge when the actual boss is gone for the day.

You hear the boss is gone today?

Fuck, yeah, I guess that means we have to deal with Assistant Regional Danager today.

by DanagerDamager December 20, 2021

Goose Assist

When a goose fan unceremoniously shoves the dripfield album into your clenched asshole.

I got a Goose Assist in Philly last night and I’m not doing too well this morning.

by Bob Weir’s Clam Diggers March 24, 2022

4th assist

A mysteriously non-useful but pleasant position in the OR.

This Jabroni was 4th assist in our OR case.

by SurgeryBro February 2, 2022

Farm-Assist

Hey Bro, this Kid at the Dispensary ....
Hash-tag Emerald Oz, She’s not a “BudTender” , She’s a FARM ASSIST!! Totally 💯 on recommending Buddha, Aye!

Hey Dude, Dis Kid at da Dizpensorry, sick Buddha Yo! Talk bout dat sticky Ickiest!!
She’s a Strate 🆙 “FARM-Assist!”
On the 💯! Knot 🪢 no bud-tender..

by CPO BOATS January 12, 2021

Assistive Technology

Technology designed to help make life or tasks easier for people, both at work and in our daily lives.

An example of an assistive technology is a barcode scanner. It is used to increase the speed at which the cashier calculates the price of goods.

by unfilteredthoughts April 6, 2021

anal assist

when a guy is plowing a girl and his homie pulls up and goes in for the anal assist

don't worry dawg I got you with the ~anal assist~ (said in a cod voice similar to "insta kill")

by angstyjuul May 7, 2021

Samsung's Sam Virtual Assistant

Her age is currently over 20+ but the exact age is not known currently. She is the current Android operating system new virtual system

Samsung has now decided to make a virtual system called the Samsung's Sam Virtual Assistant (SSVA)

by SSVA June 1, 2021