Asshat

The silly miniature sombrero tour guides put on their burros for tourists at the Grand Canyon.

That's some asshat right there.

by Bee Vomit October 11, 2020

Asshat

An individual so devoid of intellectual capacity as to render their person, more specifically from the torso up, as nothing more than a decorative headpiece resting atop their buttocks. This is not to be confused with the verb "asshat", which is the physical act of cranial-rectal inversion.

St. Anselm: "God is a being than which no greater being can be conceived. If God does not exist in actuality, then he can be conceived to be greater than he is. Therefore, God exists.”

David Hume: "You just begged the question, you fucking asshat!"

by The Real Mad Hatter February 16, 2017

Asshat

An insult used to define a person with their head up their ass. It is considered a curse word.

"Did you eat the last cookie?! You asshat!"

by Insult Creator April 18, 2022

asshat

A person who wears their ass on their head, in other words they don’t tend to be conscious of their surroundings.

Kayla doesn’t pick up her feet when she walks, Kayla is an asshat

by Doin it for Dale May 14, 2020

Asshat

A synonym for asshole.
A person that doesn’t consider the results of their actions.
Could be considered as a hypocrite with a narcissistic personality.

WOW ! Your friend is such an asshat !!

You are an asshat of note.

by Poison ivy February 7, 2018

asshat

a shrude talking hat that shouts mean names

Hat: Yo B-otch your a nasty
Woman: :'( your an asshat!

by HuggiePanda August 21, 2008

asshat

Imagine the in-between look of a baseball cap when it isn't curved or flat. After someone has sat on it, it is a hat that's had ass on it BUT if you wear that hat then you, my friend, are an asshat 100%.
It's works 2 different ways! ;)

Will came over yesterday wearing the asshat that his buddy gave him. That's nasty af, what an asshat! He is really something else!

by dont313mess June 22, 2025