ninja assassin

(v.) to excessively and wildly dismember a person's body using Asian weaponry (gallons of blood are typically lost from the victim's body when being ninja assassined)

Witness 1: Dude you completely ninja assassined that guy!
Assassin: Yeah I'm going cut his limbs off too.
Witness 2: Holy shit! There's blood everywhere!

by Kushikime December 1, 2009

bag of asses

what the black scented markers smell like, according to mr. dane cook.

"the black marker always smelled like an asshole. *sniff* wtf is that? *sniff* that is a bag of asses!"

by kkkkkkkkfffffffffffffffffff August 26, 2006

asses to be kicked

A phrase used by a bully to sort out whose ass he will kick next. a simple way of filing in ones head.

ok i kicked george's ass now all i have on my asses to be kicked is joe and roger...

by jiggawhut?! October 12, 2005

assassassin

noun. a regular assassin who is specifically focused on the ass or anal vicinity. Perhaps his targets all have abnormally large asses, perhaps he uses with a weapon in that area. Finally, there could be a hint of anal sex involved.

He's so fat no normal assassin will do, only an assassassin can reach the gooey center.

by Simon November 16, 2004

assman

Gives a thumbs up, an ass that is.

Hey that guy's an assman he gottafat thumb for da booties

by Flamin Spaz November 9, 2012

Fist Assist

This can only be done in the missionary position during anal intercourse. You (gently) insert your fist into her vagina until you feel yourself inside her ass, then you proceed to masturbate using her colon like a sleeve. Believe me, this can be done.

My Ex. Fist assist, last night I gave her the ol' fist assist.

by StrangeO July 23, 2009

Medical Assistant

UrbanDictionary: Medical Assistant = Also known as a "MA". Someone who has most all the skills and usually better bedside manner then a nurse, unfortunatly paid significantly less. The Medical Assistant is usually the person in the office you see most and spends the most time with the patient. Medical Assistants can usually be found being barked at my the nurses or doctors for a mistake they made, but want someone else to blame.

Medical Assistant is usually called a nurse by the public.

by MA at Large February 5, 2010