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Alterick

1 SEXUAL CHOCOLATE

2 Tall, Dark & Handsome

3 Someone who is sexy but thinks he's sexIER than he is. Confident. At times down right cocky.

4 Great body that is normally accompanied by a Bubble Butt <3

5 Potentially your BEST friend, a GREAT friend

6 Always has fun regardless of his surroundings. Life of the party... AND Doesn't need alcohol to do it!!

7 Someone who says, "WOW", to many things and situations
Person 1: "This party SUX!!"
Person 2: "I know!! We so need an Alterick here!!"

booty, handsome, party, friend, chocolate, sexy, confident
by Cindy Capleton February 9, 2010
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lady alter

The place where you worship ladythings, most likely a muff, can be used as a euphemism for cunnilingus or sex, or used to refer to someone who is a lesbian
I was worshipping at the lady alter last night,

or

don't you know she worships at the lady alter,
by jaffaw July 19, 2009
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alterboy

One who aids the clergy in their rituals, by bringing certain items to the table, or carrying the book for them to read. Of recent years, altergirls have been allowed as well.

Despite what everyone says, alterboys are just there to help, as one priest cannot do everything himself. Sometimes there may be a deacon to help when no alterboys are present, but this is not always the case. An astounding 0 reports, suspicions, and accusations combined of alterboy molestation have come to pass in my Church's history.
Considering I WAS an alterboy for two years and was not once molested, I think I'm well experienced to say so.
by Kenthar November 11, 2003
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altertification

An Alertification is a tickler (usually based on a date) that comes in the form of an alert in your email inbox or mobile device.
I set up an altertification in my real estate system to let me know when to send a notice to my landlord to renew the lease.
by Ken Brown April 22, 2007
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alterbate

using the opposite hand to which you would regularly masturbate with
i felt like something different today, so i used my left hand to alterbate
by santizi August 7, 2009
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alterdating

1) back up date for a dance/prom night (alternative date)
2) going on a date with 2 persons alternatively
Guy 1: Is Ashley dating Bob or Sam?
Guy 2: Shes alterdating them
by YATIN ARORA December 4, 2010
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Alternativist

(alt-er-nat-iv-ist)

1) Someone who constantly and compulsively uses things that arent generally considered to be "mainstream", or the alternatives to mainstream things, for the sake of being different.

2) Someone who changes standard, generally-accepted colloquialisms into less known versions (i.e. 'Bing it', rather than 'Google it')
Person A: "I'm going to Yahoo Search that..."

Person B: "You utter alternativist.."
by Jyakku October 8, 2010
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