alcorexic

Abstaining from alcohol for some reason... Probably a stupid one!

I notice Cabes isn't drinking tonight, he must be alcorexic.

by Baron Von Cabes November 29, 2006

albor

The area between the scrotum and the penis; The tree trunk of the penis

Frank-"Dude that ass hole hit my albor!"
Joe-"At least it missed the balls"

by Jesse Ray James February 27, 2008

AlGoreithm

A long, mind boggling explanation of an environmental problem, set to Melissa Etheridge's music.

Vladimir: Did you really go to Professor Greengrass's lecture?

Estragon: Yeah, it was basically another AlGoreithm. That tree-hugger

by Ben_Dustman May 8, 2011

Algorym

The science of rhyming.

"Did you hear that rapper? All of his lines Rhymed perfectly."

"Yea, it was like that mother fucker got a degree in Algorym."

by CabbyRoss September 4, 2011

algore

Verb, transitive, to algore a result (an election, a court finding, a scientific conclusion, a sporting event):

To refuse to concede a legitimate defeat, by employing teams of attorneys, increasingly-more-fanciful conspiracy theories and lawyerly machinations. Behaving without honor, dividing voters or spectators rather than uniting them, and tainting an opponent's legitimate victory and delaying the opponent's ability to celebrate and take office.

In the February 7, 2010 second round of elections, Yulia Tymoshenko ended up with 3.5% fewer votes than her opponent, Viktor Yanukovych, in an internationally-observed election deemed the cleanest-ever in Ukrainian history, but rather than do the honorable thing and concede, Yulia has algored the results.

by The Epicure February 11, 2010

algorianism

Something so plainly false that anyone insisting it is true looks like a complete asshole.

Anything Al Gore has ever said about climate change could be classified as an algorianism.

by Werdsmythe December 8, 2009

agnorant

knowing nothing about a subject.

When it comes to Christianity, he is agnorant.

by uttam maharjan December 27, 2010