Alnor 

Alnor is a standing blow-job, preformed with a frog infront of a huge crowd. This is a traditional Spanish fiesta in the European countries known as ''Confirmation''.

Tom: Hey buddy, how was your confirmation? Good?

Brad: I got Alnored by the priest, instead.

Alnor by TheBloodyPenis January 20, 2011

algorithmic critical mass

algorithmic critical mass — the Urban Dictionary principle that states: the more words you enter into the Urban Dictionary, the easier it is to add words to the Urban Dictionary.

This is especially true if you make the words you add refer to your previous words based on known linguistic principles. In this way the algorithm reflects aspects of your mind; and your mind becomes one with the algorithm as well.

There is something more frightening than artificial intelligence and that is computer intelligence that merges with the mind of humankind.

What happens when infinite computing power merges with the full potential of the brain. I don’t know because I waste my mind on adding Urban Dictionary entries instead of contemplating more weighty problems.

But you have got to admit that that is an awesome Afrofuturistic observation.

If you add enough word to the Urban Dictionary you will reach an algorithmic critical mass where the algorithm will reflect your mind; and, your mind will reflect the algorithm.

algorithmic critical mass by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 7, 2023

Abnormality Dancin' Girl 

Basically, a dark depressing Vocaloid song, story is uncovered in the form of diaries.

The diary entries basically tell the whole story of the song so I’ll explain it based on them.

Story follows a purple haired girl I call Tame, She is pretty much the opposite of another classmate, who I call Nanamiya. Tame is at the lowest of her class, while Nanamiya is the highest. Tame begins obsessing over Nanamiya, falling in love with her out of desperation for better grades. She begins having strange dreams where she watches Nanamiya dance with a stranger, before looking at Tame. Tame goes crazy over this, presumably committing suicide by the end of the story. (Im using an extremely scuffed version due to the character limit of this goofy ahh site.)

Person 1: Wsg, you heard bout Abnormality Dancin' Girl?

Person 2: Yeah, that shit slaps, but holy fuck, why did they make it so depressing?

Person 1: Idk bro, but the Purple haired girl looking kind of submissive and breed-

Person 2: (In a cringy rp way points a gun at Person 1) Shut.

Abnormality Dancin' Girl by GoldenFartRequiem February 13, 2023

Agnorant 

The compound stupidity of a person so arrogant they can't see their own ignorance

You're agnorant when you tweet actual authors of books mansplaining the plot to them and how you know more about their own creation

Agnorant by K, as in ok September 3, 2020

Correct Answer Algorithm 

(kə-rekt’ - æn’sɜ:ʳ - æl’gə-rɪð’əm)
n.

A step-by-step problem-solving procedure, especially an established, computational procedure to transmogrify incorrect answers into answers found in the back of textbooks.

X = Fғ ∙ Xᴜ + Cғ

where
Fғ = Fudge Factor,
Xᴜ = the undesired answer,
Cғ = Finagle’s Constant

The Fudge Factor is simply the number, 0, and Finagle’s Constant is the answer in the back of the book (or any other answer that might be preferred instead of the current answer.)

Let’s take this baby out for a spin & see how it works...

Suppose you’ve been asked to solve

    eˣ ⁺ ³ = 5

which requires the use of a natural logarithm which you don’t know how to do because you spent your time in your high school math class doing EHAP homework & texting your friends who are now sitting in the same junior college remedial math class you are.

Since you have no chance of using the $200 TI-89 that mommy & daddy bought you to actually solve this equation, you instead use it like a $10 TI-15 & find a brute force, guess-and-check, decimal solution of x = -1.39 . Whew!

You look in the back of the book & see the answer is “-3 + ln 5”. Dang! You’re screwed because this teacher means business & only accepts answers showing all work & matching the answer in the back of the book.

Not so fast… now’s the time to pull out the *Correct Answer Algorithm*…

X = Fғ ∙ Xᴜ + Cғ

Fғ = Fudge Factor = 0
Xᴜ = the undesired answer = -1.39
Cғ = Finagle’s Constant = -3 + ln 5

X = Fғ ∙ Xᴜ + Cғ

= (0) ∙ (-1.39) + (-3 + ln 5)

= 0 + (-3 + ln 5)

= -3 + ln 5

Voilà! A "solution" showing "work" that produces the correct answer!

While this transmogrification works 100% of the time, you do run the risk of pushing your teacher to the point of mumbling stuff like "Well, even if you did show all your work, it isn't the 'Correct' work", "Only three years till retirement", or correctly identifying you as an incorrigible smart ass.

Correct Answer Algorithm by Helmut Meinschaftgefülenberger June 28, 2011

aloralylaa 

aloralylaa is a tiktoker with over 33k followers, she post edits. and comedy videos.

person 1: wow that girl is so good at editing
person 2: duh, that’s aloralylaa!

aloralylaa by aloralylaa is my idol November 27, 2020

Alborz 

A guy with the biggest heart possible. kind, caring, funny and also very strong, the guy you can always trust as long as you don't piss him off which is not an easy thing to do. If you've found an Alborz, keep him close because HE WILL make your life a living heaven. by the time when nobody is there for you to support you, he's there and he will stick by your side to the end (still if you don't piss him off though).

Yo, about this Alborz dude, HE'S AWESOME!
Hey let me help you out, my name is Alborz by the way.
GOD, I was so Lucky to meet Alborz.

Alborz by Jacqueline L November 16, 2017