Alice

An attractive blonde girl with a sweet personality. unknown to some she has a totally different personality with other people she trusts. Can be dangerous, daring, very sexy and mysterious. She is someone who you want to know.

I bet that girls an Alice inside

by Päsçarâ November 15, 2014

Alizea

The most kind and understanding person ever, don't get on her dark side though because you'll never get back

Ahh man I can't believe I did that to Alizea

by I just really can't December 4, 2018

Alien Weaponry

Any masturbation or sexual enhancement device. Many have crazy shapes, colors, and textures all of which resemble weapons from another world. However, these devices are not deadly!

Dildos, vibrators, fleshlights, anal beads, and buttplugs fall into this category.

Guy 1: "OMG IT'S a NEURALIZER!!"
Guy 2: "She has some kind of Alien Weaponry!"
Woman 1: "No, it's just my vibrator..."

by FIFINATOR March 20, 2010

alien fart porn

When two aliens cum inside of each other then take turns farting it back out.

Alien: Mmf~ *farts cum into the other aliens’ fart-hole.

Man: Honey? Why are we watching alien fart porn?

by valkrah July 1, 2022

illegal alien

1. an alien who does not have the necessary documents to be on earth.
2. illegal ownership of alien.

1. "Why's the alien so sad?"
"He's about to be launched into space because he is an illegal alien. That's why he is sad, and he will die."

2. "I have an alien at home."
"If you have an alien at home, he would be an illegal alien. You are not allowed to own aliens here."

by Steamy Bunny August 28, 2022

alien spaceship

During sex when you ejaculate you take the jizz and rub it on somebodys face with your hands.

Mike: Hey how was sex with Maria last night?
Tom: It was great, I even alien spaceshipped her!

by monkeyfruk June 6, 2009

alice in chains

Best of their genre. Hands down.

by Anonymous July 25, 2003