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Alessandro

An awesome talented guy who has a sexy arabic girlfriend. His handsomeness radiates through any and all those who cross his path. He is a unique individual with class and proper etiquette, when you see this man, you hold on tight to him because he is a rare specimen.
"hey bro what's going on Alessandro?"
"Woah that's my cock named Vinny bro, my eyes are up here"
"Make way peasants, Alessandro is walking through"
by Vinnydickhead May 9, 2019
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Alexander

Alexander is a very shy young man and does not like to express his feelings. If you have a moment with him, consider yourself lucky. He is a very sweet guy with the biggest heart underneath his cluelessness. He is extremely hilarious and loves to make people smile. He might not be the most good looking at first, but as you start becoming friends with him he will appear more attractive. He has a very sarcastic tone and he is obsessed with any sort of technology. He loves video games and is not very athletic. He would not be the type of guy to play basketball or football, but something less teamwork. He is also a very confusing person and teases a lot. Mixed with his sarcastic remarks and the confusion he brings, it might be hard to deal with.Being friends with him could brighten up your day or bring you down. Most likely bring you up because overall he is an amazing person.
Stranger: I would love to be friends with Alexander!!
by livingvessel April 4, 2019
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Ivan Aleksandar

Doing an 'Ivan Aleksandar' (more commonly called an IA) is the act of flicking spunk/shit at people heads from behind.
Person 1 - Man what just hit me in the head??

Person 2 - Looks like someone's done an Ivan Aleksandar!
by koismb March 6, 2013
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just bought a urban dictionary Alexander fam it’s lit

Bro just bought a urban dictionary Alexander fam it’s lit!

Only smoked once or twice
Alexander dabbled in
Biggest booty in the world
Alexander damn he thicc
Where did Burr shoot Hamilton?
In Alexander's abdomen
All these hateful comments, man
It's Alexander damaging

What's he do at Christmas time?
Alexander carollin'
A relaxed nail month
Alexander anagram
Just became the brand new Pope
Alexander Vatican
Starbucks doesn't know his name
Is there an Alan Hamlin?
(Alexander Hamilton, Alexander Hamilton)
Cheated on his wife?
Alexander Hamilton

Oh my god, he talks too much
Alexander ramblin'
Holy shit, the condom broke
Alexander has a kid
Has a really young face
Alexander baby chin
Yo, that's a pretty solid line
Alexander thank ya Finn
Stealing everybody's memes?
Alexander has me dead
Started singing for the kids
He Alexander panderin'
But what if he's a skeleton?
Alexander has no skin
Alex, how'd you like your eggs?
Alexander "Scramble 'em"

My walk is wobbly
Cocky jaunt?
Hell, it oughta' be
I'm novel, you a novelty
Best Prez in the world
Honor me

He's coming out as black
Alexander African
Didn't fire a single gun
Alexander Hacksaw Ridge
The sucky villain in Iron Man 3
Alexander Mandarin
Is a 100 years old
Alexander saggy skin

Goes to see a therapist
Alexanger management
Turn into a camel now he
Alexander Camelton
He couldn't hold it in
Alexander flatuelence
Is he really a mermaid?
Alexander has a fin
by Me me big disappointment February 14, 2018
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alessandra

the coolest type of fish ever. only ever found in the waters of moracco. is very active and loves to fine mates is deeply in love with the water reeds. is very colorful ad very beautiful
"omg, did u see that alessandra swimming in the water"
"yeah i did it was so cool"
by alessandraaa March 22, 2009
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alexander

A very handsome, perfect, tall, sweet, generous, protective, strong, brave man that makes a perfect person to hang out with or be around in general. Alexanders are usually great fighters. A alexander has a great taste and women and only shows his crazy side to his true friends. A alexander has a big penis and is great in bed. If you meet a alexander, dont let them go i can promise you will regret it.
Look at that handsome tall man over there, he's so cute and I've heard he's big under the waist. His name is probably Alexander
by TheCookieMonsterOfFood November 19, 2017
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Alexander

A man who is quite skinny, funny, and can occasionally wear glasses. Alexander is so skinny, in fact, that he can even have a nickname such as "Stringbean." If you know Alexander you are always laughing. Alexander is not an athletic man, but it is hilarious when he tries to play sports. Alexander is secretly a video game nerd, who loves to play Call of Duty late at night when he is grounded. Overall, he is a great man.
Hey did you see Alexander last night?

Nah, Stringbean got grounded again
by BallislifeXIV January 12, 2016
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