alcohol

A drink that makes you puke, tastes like shit, makes you forget things, can cause severe family/health problems, and yet, people still pay money for it.

" Hey let's go get some alcohol tonight so we can have an awesome time while we puke and get laid by someone who youd forget about the next day."

by kfs27 April 6, 2010

alcohol whore

somebody who, for reasons of age or ultra-strict religious parents (baptist, anyone?), is unable to gain access to the vast quantities of alcohol necessary in these modern times to blur life enough that it seems vaguely tolerable.

they crave this alcohol so, that one who is over 16/18/21 or whatever, can get them to do anything in return for alcohol, and the promise of more alcohol to come.

anything within reason, of course.

Act 1, Sc. 1: Mercutio & Romeo chat in an alleyway. Juliet enters from stage right.

'hey can i have some alcohol?'
aside 'looks like i've got me a 'lil alcohol whore'...
'sure, i've got me an alcopop right here. just get down and gimme 20'
'sure, boss!'
'no, not pushups.'

by fine_dine_decca August 11, 2009

alcohol virgin

Someone who is a virgin to alcohol - someone who hasn't tried alcohol before or been drunk.

Parol: Hey Seth, do you wanna go clubbing with us and get waaaaaaaasted?
Seth: I've never actually been drunk before
Parol: OOOOOOOOOH SHIET WE GOT US A ALCOHOL VIRGIN HERE

by Inivikan August 17, 2014

Alcoho

A person who becomes promiscuous only when they have been drinking alcohol.

"I got drunk last night and had sex with a stranger...I'm an alcoho"

by Darrin D. Leverett January 29, 2008

alcho-crap

The alcho-crap is what happens after you have a right skinful...after youve dragged yourself out of bed on the following day.. you have a sudden urge to shit...and its usually a runny consistency..with a very definite sweet smell.

Lise 'fucking hell youve stunk the toliet out'
Elayne 'i know... you cant beat an alcho-crap'

by Lise Pikey July 5, 2009

Alcohol-induced kleptomania

A feeling brought on by alcohol that creates an irresistible urge to steal random items. The individual suffering from this condition may or may not be a kleptomaniac in everyday sober life.

Cop #1: The suspect apparently polished off three old-fashions and snagged a DVD from the victim's house.

Cop #2: Classic case of alcohol-induced kleptomania.

by PatD13 June 9, 2012

tertiary alcohol

An alcohol that doesn't give a positive breath test. Often used to drink and drive.

The policeman gave him a breath test because he had passed out from alcohol poisoning, but the test was negative. He must have been drinking tertiary alcohol.

by Chris March 26, 2003