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elf abuse 

An occasion of a small mischievious person playing a prank on his crank or a trick on his dick.
Mordred the Nimblehanded was turned out from clan Thistlewang for chronic elf abuse.
elf abuse by harry flashman August 1, 2003

Child Abuse

It’s a child being abused
Child Abuse by ThisIsChildAbuse August 27, 2020

altitude abuse 

A term used by sky divers and base jumpers alike to refer to wasted altitude that could have been used as free fall time but was negated due to a lack of testicular fortitude, resulting in an early parachute pull.
It was Derrick's first jump so he freaked and he threw his chute only 5 seconds in. Total altitude abuse.
altitude abuse by Pete Samp December 1, 2009

National abuse sam day 

National abuse sam day is for all people who know a sam, he could be just really annoying or he could just be a twat. We all join in to punch him, kick him, slap him with your chanticleer or just any sort of abuse. It's always a male sam. Laws are still forced but with fewer consequences. It is celebrated on March 18th.
Sam-“hey man, ur nan. Boom.”
An intellectual-“I’M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS!” *slaps with Male Chicken/Rooster*
Sam-“NOOO”
The intellectual-“Thank god for its national abuse sam day, another good day”

National Abuse TJ Day 

Every friday everyone is legally allowed to beat up TJ.
Hey its Friday!
No, Its national abuse TJ Day!

Admin Abuse

When a sexy man named camomo claps the stinky cheater's booty cheeks and makes them piss there pants.
Admin Abuse by Floraltv August 21, 2021