calling someone absentaxolotl means that they’re super awesome and cool. it also means that they are a super good friend and they love playing cookie run kingdom.
by TacticTide October 3, 2021
Get the absentaxolotl mug.A man or woman who has a lot of vaginal visitation, and who never stays in monogamous relationships for a lengthy amount of time. Pronounced "vaj-a-bond".
Me: I am really falling hard for Margaret, but I do worry about the number of dudes around around town who have hit that.
Tbone:. Yeah, she definitely lives the vag-abond lifestyle. A port for any ship in a storm.
Tbone:. Yeah, she definitely lives the vag-abond lifestyle. A port for any ship in a storm.
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When your entire family is eating dinner but you spend too much time online to get out of your room and eat with them so your chair is empty
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An alcolholic drink that can be the most Tasty stuff ever or the most potent shit on earth!!
Its made In a 5-gallon (ussaly a water) Jug, made with Captian Morgan Spced rum, Aple Cider viniger, Cherrys, And 7-up or Sprite or if you want to get fancy, Cherrypop! Faygo....You put all your Ingredients into your container (meurments depend on how you like it...i.e More cherrys and soda for sweetness and more viniger for that BURN) Then you have to put it in a basment or celler and let it sit for 4 MONTHS(very important) And DO NOT let light touch it (makes mold)
And if you happen to live in florida (or other low lieing areas) and dont have a basement or celler...I use a walk-in dark closet with a door...!
Oh just to let you know if dont drink alot you WILL NOT like this shit....
Its made In a 5-gallon (ussaly a water) Jug, made with Captian Morgan Spced rum, Aple Cider viniger, Cherrys, And 7-up or Sprite or if you want to get fancy, Cherrypop! Faygo....You put all your Ingredients into your container (meurments depend on how you like it...i.e More cherrys and soda for sweetness and more viniger for that BURN) Then you have to put it in a basment or celler and let it sit for 4 MONTHS(very important) And DO NOT let light touch it (makes mold)
And if you happen to live in florida (or other low lieing areas) and dont have a basement or celler...I use a walk-in dark closet with a door...!
Oh just to let you know if dont drink alot you WILL NOT like this shit....
Kelley: Damn! how in the hell did Jamie drink all that fucking absent last night that shit must have burned!
Devinne:nnnahhhh it had tons of cherrys in it!
Brian: no I made it those chrerrys were put in after....
Devinne: damnit man!!
Kelley: I know her...she only did it cause it was filled with cherrypop! Faygo thats her faverite!!!
Brian:ummm-hhmm!
Kelley: i would have done it but that shit taste horrid! its like an infection waiting to happen!! 4 mother fucking months!!
Devinne:nnnahhhh it had tons of cherrys in it!
Brian: no I made it those chrerrys were put in after....
Devinne: damnit man!!
Kelley: I know her...she only did it cause it was filled with cherrypop! Faygo thats her faverite!!!
Brian:ummm-hhmm!
Kelley: i would have done it but that shit taste horrid! its like an infection waiting to happen!! 4 mother fucking months!!
by D0WN N1NJEttE=H4RDC0RE T0 D4 B0NE July 19, 2007
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