auto-lube

A miracle of nature that occurs when you have to take a shit so bad that your ass begins to spontaneously lube itself in preparation for said shit.

I gotta shit so bad I just auto-lubed!

by ad fan September 15, 2008

Auto Trader

A free magazine often located in petrol garages across the UK. Homeless, sad or obese people with nothing better to do read these. A common theme associated with this is the Best clan whacking off to cars rating them so highly and remarking on their fine bodywork and good looking interior.

Wow. That fat obese emo Martin Best is picking up another Auto Trader magazine!

by ClagnutSam October 24, 2007

auto-cock

A large penis that is automatically awarded to someone based on their life performance.

We're seniors. We automatically have cocks. we have auto-cocks

by Black Master K April 11, 2008

auto-copulate

To fuck oneself.

Commonly used combined with the word "Go", as in "Go auto-copulate", best used in a polite tone as opposed to an aggressive one - e.g. "Please go auto-copulate".

noob: wtf hax yuo aer cheting how u can be so gooD1!?!
pwnerer: Please go auto-copulate.
noob: wat?
pwnerer: Go FUCK YOURSELF.

by Falcon4 December 24, 2008

Auto Correct

When you realize that you said something you shouldn't have, the person you are talking to didn't hear you and you get a chance to say something different.

When he asked me if he looked hot in his new jeans, I said "only if your going for a Mom look". I totally got a chance for an auto correct, when he said 'What?'

by KonKid June 30, 2011

auto-song

a song sung by a talentless singer using Auto-Tune.

Auto-songs need to be discouraged.

by uttam maharjan September 19, 2010

auto sufficient

To be sufficient in any aspect of life but to do so automatically as to not exert too much effort in being sufficient.

"any time my sufficiency is questioned i go into automatic."

"I wake up every day, and I go into auto sufficient mode."

by CheeseEater4Life July 28, 2009