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Asjeds are like Will Smith
by daper January 16, 2014
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Cat-Assed Bastard

1) A bastard who is so particularily bastardly that he deserves a longer title. The bastard also has a tiny, pink asshole like a cat. Go figure...

2) A mythical beast that had the body of a man and the ass of a cat. It is known for being a cat-assed bastard as defined above.
1) -Wow, that kid at lunch won't leave our table!

-What a Cat-Assed Bastard

-Yes, let us throw rocks at him.

2) -Wow, that kid at lunch won't leave our table!

-What a Cat-Assed Bastard

-Those aren't real.
by Maxxorz September 22, 2005
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Asker

A person who partakes in asking.

2. A Fucking Asshole
Man: Any Askers?

Man-2:NO I SWEAR I AM NOT AN ASKER
by MyNameIsMrKoala July 8, 2021
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abercrombie assed

adj Applied to girls with abercrombie clothing that accentuates the butt; specifically tight low-rise trousers.
The abercrombie assed girls in the quad on campus, they look so choice and tease me with their apparel.
by Evan The Guy July 12, 2006
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awked out

To feel overwhelmingly uncomfortable because of an awkward (awk) moment or situation
I found her tampons and was totally awked out
by Alicat24 March 23, 2008
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Ased

He is so good. He should be Ased
by Ranger boy 2019 August 17, 2018
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Politically Liberal, a guilt-ridden-whiney-assed-bedwetter is often beyond liberal and nearly to the point of irrationality.

Typically the guilt-ridden-whiney-assed-bedwetter believes that a free ride can be provided to everyone, regardless of their motivation to work, create, innovate or to even wipe their own ass without help from the government.

Usually these guilt-ridden-whiney-assed-bedwetters love to "Help the poor" but always using resources obtained from others. Statistically proven to give less of their own income to charity than the average conservative

Often white, often college educated and usually feels a misplaced sense of guilt at their own existence. Normally dislikes the United States or any other place/people associated with freedom of thought, free markets or that horrid capitalistic system established in the Western World.
Ted Kennedy is certainly a guilt-ridden-whiney-assed-bedwetter
Another for sure guilt-ridden-whiney-assed-bedwetter is Al Gore the former Vice Presidential candidate for the political party full of guilt-ridden-whiney-assed-bedwetters
Leonardo DiCaprio is a guilt-ridden-whiney-assed-bedwetter
Hillary Clinton (See also - opportunist or parasite )
Barbara Striesand
Michael Moore (see also - obese or liar
Jimmy Carter (see also - clinically insane or moron
by Lloyd Barnhill June 10, 2007
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