Asia

Asia is kind,generous soul if you ever meat her your very lucky.Nobody seems to under her she's beautiful on the inside and outside.Every one knows she is the queen bee so don't mess with her or you will be gone is a second.She will turn every one against you.Because she knows every one of your little secrets she is very powerful.When you see her you will be hit in the face with her beauty.She is known for her strength, the ability to make anybody feel loved everyone wants to be around her.She can make you feel so helpless at points or can fill you with happiness.She is also very funny and can make u fall in love with her is seconds.

Asia is a goddess

by mindreader123 May 1, 2020

asian

(Attempting to add a decent, more serious and accurate definition to the lot.)

In the United States, the most common use of the word refers to people originating from East and Southeast Asia (China, Japan, South/North Korea, Vietnam, among others). Indians and Pakistanis might be referred to as South Asians, where as Filipinos and Samoans might be called Pacific Islanders.

In England, "asian" most commonly refers to people of Indian or Pakistani descent, whereas "oriental" might refer to East and Southeast Asians (NOTE: "oriental" is certainly considered politically incorrect in the United States).

U.S
- I know she's Asian, but where is her family from?
- I think they emigrated here from Vietnam some years ago.

England
The Asian students presented a traditional Indian dance to their classmates.

by amg February 22, 2007

hot psycho asian girlfriend mindgames

A culmination of many cultural nuances in Asiatic culture that results in the psychological warping of a young women's mind. Any soul unfortunate enough to get stuck dating one is in turn subjected to twisted mind games, which they often choose to bear with because the partner is both 1) hot and 2) asian.

"So she wants to be alone? And she was kinda testing you to see what you would say by moving away and asking for an open relationship? Sounds like hot psycho asian girlfriend mindgames to me..."

-Tomek

by rockyourjon October 5, 2004

Asian fail

any grade under 90

Asian kid:"Mom, I asian failed my test"
Asian mom: "what did you get?"
Asian kid: "An 88"

by holler8888889 January 17, 2009

Asian spread

1.) A psychosomatic disorder, often associated with pseudo-Jamaican men, caused by an obsession with pettite women of a yellow complexion.

2.) A highly potent case of yellow fever.

3.) The distinct feeling titilation associated with working on a computer science project with multiple asian women.

Upon catching the "Asian spread," Sebastian immediately visited 100 Asian porn sites.

by Bob the Biiilder May 1, 2007

asian illusion

Refers to how it is difficult to tell the age of an asian as they always appear younger than they are. They have the illusion of looking young forever.

"Can I see some ID please?" - cashier
"Sure, but I'm 29 years old" - asian suffering from asian illusion
"Sorry, I thought you were under-age!" - cashier
" No, it's just the asian illusion" - asian suffering from asian illusion

by Princeout July 1, 2011

News Asiant

A News Agent owned and operated by Asian's. Generally Chinese, Vietnamese or Korean but not Japanese. Historically the Japanese are terrified of news agencies.

Hey Dude, I'm going down to the news asiant, you want a magazine or some spring rolls?

by Sinor skeezioli December 16, 2013