Pink Armadillo

The misconstrued pink pig hanging from the rear view mirror... described by an actual pig, as a pink armadillo. Further defined as piglet... or a man who needs more than one woman at a time.

He IS a Pink Armadillo... Enough Said!

by JennyBruHaHa July 5, 2010

TEAM ARMADILLO

A foursome of golfers; which includes a gimp, a guy with one nut, and two guys who suck at golf.

Team Ramrod destroys Team Armadillo every year at the golf outing.

by JMMB LFSL December 30, 2011

Nutty Armadillo

A mixed drink consisting of one part tequilla, and two parts peanut butter. Usually consisting of creamy peanut butter, some dare-devils choose to use chunky.

After chugging his Nutty Armadillo, Tim began to choke, for he did not realize that he used chunky peanut butter.

by Stan Trebazi January 19, 2012

horny armadillo

where your ribcage is removed to suck your own dick

gabe, youre a horny armadillo

by The Sock Stealer March 15, 2020

persian armadillo

An outfit similar to what Aladdin wore, but your abs have to be harder than an armadillo shell.

I can't wait for Thursday! Austin will be performing a sexy coffee inspired table dance special for only $13.99, while dressed like a Persian Armadillo!

by Alifuego July 26, 2020

Anže Amadej Žagar

This is the best guy ever. He loves his friends and music. He is really cool and he can get almost any girl. He is also a great leader that wants to live in America. He is also cristian and loves Jesus

1Person: Look this guy is so cool and he loves music.
2Person: He is Such an Anže Amadej Žagar

by Someone Who plays guitar November 21, 2021

Reverse Armadillo

When the guy is laying down and the girl does a backbench and rolls onto the penis like an armadillo but in reverse

I heard Garret and Kalen tried the reverse armadillo last night.

by GK2001 February 24, 2022