You wanna know how I know your gay?

used to make someone aware that they are about to be told why they are gay. Used several times in a popular movie starring Steve Carrell called 40 Year Old Virgin

Bob: You wanna know how I know your gay?
Callum: How?
Bob: Because you got a tent when playing rugby in sports lessons . . .

by arsenalman November 27, 2008

I Know What You Did Last Summer Squash Burger

A burger that comes with summer squash

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Know What You Did Last Summer Squash Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 21, 2018

I hardly know her

A joke youtuber Kurtis Conner usually makes.

this joke is usually made after a word that ends in the "er" sound

"Creeper? I hardly know her." Kurtis Conner, In Love With A Creeper, 2021.

by AngelMoss August 13, 2023

i just know, okay

How to explain away a lack of evidence or facts to back up the shit you are spouting.

Simon: that new girl would definitely rather fuck me than you.
Dan: what's that based on then?
Simon: I just know, okay

by mattpacer May 15, 2016

I dont know girls

They got everything to say about nothing, but when asked about something meaningful they don't have anything to talk about.

I dont know girls and usually the girls that look beautiful or the girl you want but they are to retarded to be with.

FOR EXAMPLE:
Do you know about Beoynce's whole career?
IDKGirl: Yes I do and seen all her concerts I know everything about B!!!

What are your goals in life?
IDKGirl: (shrugs shoulder) I don't know (in a lil silly shy girl voice just lookin stupid and childish!!!)

by GodlyCommonSense October 01, 2013

I didn't know I was playing church league softball

A phrase meaning you have received a weak alcoholic drink. Coined by a Josh Fieler in the Lexington, Ky area in early 2011

Here is your bourbon and coke sir.

I'm sorry, I didn't know I was playing church league softball.

by Krynja August 17, 2013

you're so sussy i know you took my fortnite card

I know you took my $19 fortnite card, GIVE ME MY $19 FORTNITE CARD, You better give me my $19 fortnite card, I need $19 FORTNITE CARD NOOOW!

Guy 1: you're so sussy i know you took my fortnite card
Guy 2: I didn't take it
Guy 1: That's a bit SUS

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