1. For extreme Amish- pouring milk into a female's ass then fucking the ass with a corn cob until butter is formed 2. For the liberal Amish- putting milk in a female's ass then pounding that shit until you churn out some good 'ole Amish Butt Butter.
After pouring milk into Catherine's anus, Jedediah churned some Amish Butt Butter last night while butt fucking her.
by Bhaggard December 11, 2008
Doing a girl in the reverse cowgirl position, up the shit pipe, while she holds your Amish beard like a saddle horn.
Tired of spending the night chili dogging his wife again, Jim decided to tidy up, give himself a Amish beard, and his wife an Amish Buggy Ride followed up with a mushroom stamp.
by The Amish Ace January 18, 2010
When you get a handjob, and the chick is jerking you so fast, that you get a friction burn, and you cum all over her, blinding her with your hot man liquid.
Dude, I promise you I will never go to that girls house again, she gave me the worst Amish Tea Kettle I've ever gotten!
by AlimonyBob May 28, 2011
by Goon Fiend May 11, 2023
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by Hobo toucher May 11, 2023
When a man drains a horses baby sack of its white Nutella, and proceeds to fill it back up with oil (his baby batter) from behind.
Joseph - "Yo, I think that Bartholomew the horse due for an Amish oil change. Will you go do it Moses?"
Moses - "fine, if you insist, but ruth already drained him once today"
Moses - "fine, if you insist, but ruth already drained him once today"
by Cbtlord69 October 04, 2023